The Cheeseburger Test

If you can see her butt hole when she stands up, she needs a cheeseburger.

Police officer 1: Excuse me, ma'am, I'm going to need you to wrap this towel around your waste and come with us.
Random THOT: What!, because of my thong!? this is bullshit! Why aren't you harassing any of these other girls!?
Police officer 2: Sorry, ma'am, this beach has a strict 'passes the cheeseburger test' only policy for thongs.
Police officer 1: Here, ma'am (hands her a cheeseburger) I'm going to have to ask you to eat this. It's the law.

by Someone who misses their balls September 07, 2020

forced cheeseburger

A kink act involving force feeding, a bound vegan a cheese burger.

So I was fucking the vegan chick the other night and she wanted the forced cheeseburger!

by not sire November 01, 2017

Barbecue Cheeseburger

The best cheeseburger mcdonalds has ever made. It's got barbecue sauce, fried onion, and bacon, best combo ever

Fuck they stopped selling the barbecue cheeseburger

by Dumbice October 25, 2020

Cheeseburger irony

When the leaders of most violent regime in modern history are shocked, appalled, and act in abhorration towards political violence.

Neil rolled his eyes at the cheeseburger irony, as his representative commented on a recent controversy.

by LoramF June 07, 2025

Cheeseburger without Cheese

A Cheeseburger with no Cheese

A fucking hamburger.

Who the hell orders a Cheeseburger without Cheese? Just order a damn hamburger at that point

by A Literal Glass Of Water October 08, 2020

L Cheeseburger

A friend who is a L Boorgerrr

Wow James is a L Cheeseburger

by L Cheeseburger March 10, 2022

L Cheeseburger

A fat friend who is a L Buoorgeer

Wow that kid James is a L Cheeseburger.

by L Cheeseburger March 10, 2022