Isle of Wight Champagne

Cider on the Island is commonly referred to as 'I.O.W Champagne' by under-aged drinkers.

Woah! We went out last night and polished off 6 litres of Isle Of Wight Champagne' between the two of us!

by MiguelMA November 10, 2008

Taste my champagne wench

A saying that means guzzle my cum you cunt. (Predominantly used to insult a person without having them know the true severity of the phrase you said to them.)

Dick from work: " hey (your name here) those pants look a little tight, where did you get them? Queers R us?

You: taste my champagne wench.

The dick from work is left confused and you feel satisfied that you told off the office dick without getting reported to your H.R. Rep

by Artic Starfish October 10, 2017

pour champagne on bitches titties

The act of opening a bottle of champagne and lowering it to let the contents depart from the bottle all over a pair of glorious breast.

President of A&M at Graduation: William Clannagan with a Degree in Engineering Dildos

William Clannagan: I'm gonna pour champagne on bitches titties!!!

by Steven Sinski June 10, 2011

pop one's champagne bottle

To ejaculate

It's easy to pop one's champagne bottle. Just do something that makes your dick happy.

He tried to pop his champagne bottle the moment midnight strikes, but he started to jack off too early and came at 11:58 pm.

by Anonymous $#!+ February 27, 2010

champagne and eat me out day

Equal to men’s steak and blowjob day, national champagne and eat me out day falls on June 14. No need for flowers, chocolates or hallmark cards, buy your girl a nice sparkling bottle of champagne and you know what to do next!

Billy: ‘Guess what day it is?’

Amanda: ‘National champagne and eat me out day’

by Elephant 3.0 April 18, 2019

to have a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget

To like expensive things you can't possibly afford.

R- Oh, those Jimmy Choos are gorgeous! I must have them, I must!
S- Uh, I'm not sure about this...come over here and check out this tag...
R- Holy Hoorj! I can't afford this!
S- *sigh* You've got a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget, RatchetBoo...

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

Memes for Champagne Socialist Teens

Best meme page in existence, better than any non-King's college meme page. Made by the people, for the people. Praises our Lord and Saviour Rick Astley, champagne and the Chaplain.

For the many, not the few.

Some say it was made by the same people who made the Van of Life.

Kinda like the Christ Church UD entry, but better.

Interviewer: So why did you choose King's?
Interviewee: Why, for King's College Memes for Champagne Socialist Teens, of course!
Interviewer: Congratulations, you are in!

by King's College Gang December 23, 2018