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chaps my tits

A loose term to explain someone's feeling of being emotionally hurt, mad or upset.

Similar to chapped ass, but a lot funnier and should be used light heartedly.
That guy that just cut me off in traffic really chaps my tits.
by Luv406liv509 January 9, 2024
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chapstick maxing

Using chapstick on your penis to help with the fluidity of jelqing
I was chapstick maxing when I rubbed my penis with chapstick
by Nathaniel D February 5, 2024
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Chapster

the term to describe someone who smacks their lips loudly, producing the "tsk" sound as they eat or talk, resulting in saliva shooting outta their mouths
GOD, the Chapster that is my coworker is eating like a hog again, even earplugs can't drown out the noise his mouth is making.
by Tetrabon March 17, 2024
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Chapstick

Adjective. Fake, counterfeit, fraudulent, imitation, phoney, knock-off, imposter, inauthentic, not genuine
He’s such a poser. Everything about him is chapstick.
by shan onyx May 1, 2024
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chapstick eater

A cool person from the chezitoo's cavern server. And also likes Yakuza
Person 1: zip zip zip zip blah blah blah
Chapstick eater: real :pusi:
by Chezitoes December 12, 2024
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Chapsticking

To chapstick someone is to run your pre-nut covered tip on your friend’s lip while they’re asleep.

This is usually done at a sleepover and everyone will take turns chapsticking the person who has fallen asleep first.

The goal is to not wake them up so that they wake up with crusty lips, which will them lip their lips.
“Hey Chris let’s chapstick Nate”
Or
“Yo Jacob you should’ve been there when we chapsticked Joseph”
Or
“I loved chapsticking Bella”
by Caroline Schmidt January 6, 2025
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Chapsticking

To chapstick someone is to rub your pre-nut covered tip on your friend’s lip while they’re asleep.

This is usually done at a sleepover and everyone will take turns chapsticking the person who has fallen asleep first.

The goal is to not wake them up so that they wake up with crusty lips, which will them lip their lips.
“Hey Chris M. let’s chapstick Nate”
Or
“Yo Jacob S. you should’ve been there when we chapsticked Joseph”
Or
“I loved chapsticking Bella”
Or

“I can’t believe Chris M. Chapsticked Tonya Gogus”
by Caroline Schmidt January 7, 2025
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