howl's moving castle

By the author Diana Wynne Jones, a children's book, and a totally kick-ass movie by the director of Spirited Away,Hayao Miyazaki.Also known as Hauru no Ugoku Shiro. An amazing fatasy story( and movie) with a totally sweet ending, about a young girl Sophie and a heart-eating wizard Howl.The book has a sequel, castle in the air. The character, howl, stole the heart of many young girls who have watched the movie

A: hey do you know that howl is the main character of the movie.
B: duh. erm. actually, howl's actual name is howell, which is such a pity, cause the name, howl, goes so totally well with amazingly good looks.*sigh*

by howl June 26, 2005

swag castle

A classy place of residence.

Did you see that place Emily and Chelsea moved into, it is definitely a swag castle.

by swag castle queen November 16, 2011

tanner castle

A twat with no penis who can't handle being near people. Also fat

Ew look at that tanner castle

by 666nihshsbs666 December 1, 2014

Colditz Castle

Back in WW2, The Nazis built many prisons. The most infamous of them was Colditz Castle. The prison got its reputation from claims that it was inescapable. It was where prisoners who had escaped from other prisons that were later caught were sent. One intrepid group of American captives hatched and executed a daring escape plan, a story told in the movie of the same name.

Colditz is a classic movie that tells the story of a group of American prisoners and their plan to escape Colditz Castle.

by sebacostamr December 30, 2018

mady castle

Saying someone is mady castle means you’re calling them crazy-beautiful. This is because mady is associated with mad, or crazy. And castle means beautiful because castles are beautiful. So, mady castle means crazy-beautiful.

“that girl is a real mady castle”

by snowycarribeanboi May 25, 2019

Grant Castle

A man who acquires all the coochie in his vicinity

“Oh shit here comes the homie Grant Castle, hide your girl he’s out for the day.”

by Stoff_Daddy September 28, 2019

barnard castle eye test

When you are potentially blind and drive a ~60 mile round trip between Durham and Barnard Castle with your family to validate that you can see properly

That Coronavirus was a stinker - better risk my family with the old Barnard Castle Eye Test before I drive back to London

by Spookhetti May 26, 2020