Carrot

A bogan/skezzy who piles on foundation and fake tan like there's no tomorrow. When a punk skezzy and a carrot skezzy breed, they give birth to an Emo Carrot Skezzy, who grazes schools and local malls in ugg boots, denim short shorts, orange faces and heavy black eyes. They normally have crusty bleach-blonde hair as well.

Gosh! Janice is such a carrot! She had the fake tan all over her hands, too! Not to mention some OTHER substance...

by Jobana K March 8, 2008

Carrot

A Ginger dick.

She was really orange from all the carrots she's been eating.

She doesn't like fingers because all of the carrots she's been eating.

by LordMaher April 21, 2011

carrot crunching cowboy

A man who enjoys another mans penis in his mouth. He enjoys nibbling on the other mans bellend. He would also be described as a gay, sailor, homosexual or prick.

That Grant is a carrot crunching cowboy, i hate the bastard.
Come on then you carrot crunching cowboy lets go some.

by AAnnoonn June 11, 2006

carrot topped

to get fucked in the ass by a red headed male

I wouldn't mind it if i got carrot topped by that hottie David Caruso!

by Jay Mc January 15, 2008

Carrot Scraper

A Carrot Scraper is a girl who doesn't open her mouth wide enough during fellatio, and in turn her teeth end up scraping your dick in the process.

My dick is raw after that last blow job. She was a fuckin' carrot scraper

by Punani-Patrol January 17, 2010

Crack The Carrot

To masturbate while watching porn and eating Cheetos!

Man, Last night I had blue ball from my girlfriend so I had to go home and crack the carrot.

by sirly1 April 3, 2008

Snap your Carrot

Without warning, to snap into a fit of blind rage quite often brought on by the actions of others.

A general term used to describe the behavior of someone who is easily upset.

Can also be used for someone with head noise who is experiencing an 'episode.'

Don't snap your carrot over something so trivial mate.

by Poocey Bear June 6, 2010