cankle

When there is no clear distinction as to where the ankle and calf are separated. It's most common in people that are heavy or big-boned. (meaning they usually shake the house when they walk, or waddle)

Where are Wanda's calf and ankle? Since I can't see them, she must have cankles!

by Cankles the Friendly Hippo September 11, 2003

cark

(n)
Cock or shlong, the male reproductive organ.

That hit my cark, Thou ruttish hasty-witted baggage, wtf ya do that for?

by J-rod December 19, 2004

Canking

Canking is a youtube from Birmingham, who normally ask the public questions such as, what race do you prefer and how do the mandem pull girls. You may see him in London, Stratford.

I just watched Canking, his channel is great you should check it out!

by n2humble June 24, 2018

canker mechanic

a medical doctor, a medic

He's the best canker mechanic in the business.

by Pierre Vincent FORD February 16, 2008

One-night-stand carnage

One-night-stand carnage describes being on a grey street, not really knowing where you are on a Monday morning. People are on their way to work while you have just been ejected out on to the street from the girl's flat (name unknown) where you spent the night. You are still drunk, have bloodshot eyes, are wearing a going-out shirt and because you were using Dax Wax your hair is all over the place. All can plainly see that you were out fucking. Now comes the walk of shame...

Fucking hell, I was serious one-night-stand carnage. I was at the busstop and everyone was looking at me. I was all over the place. I didn't have a penny on me so I had to bunk onto the Luas (Dublin tram) without paying and then walk home. Got into work two hours late... Same again next weekend?

by The Bazman June 19, 2007

unspecified carnage

What big john left in the coach toilet

Fuck me my eyes are stinging, look at that unspecified carnage that dirty cunt left in the lav.

by Little john January 25, 2014

For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge

A euphemistic way of referring to taboo sex (outside of marriage, adultery, homosexuality, sodomy, etc.), this phrase is often used as a false etymology for the word "fuck"
Also, Van Halen's 1991 album

I remember coming home and getting slapped by my dad for unlawful carnal knowledge, apparently he found out my "roomate" and I were actually dating

by Whythisword October 16, 2022