Anarcho-capitalism

An idea so absurdly contradictory that, if ever implemented, would result in the decimation of any rights you ever had and ultimately devolve back into feudalism. Would also incinerate the planet faster than capitalism ever could.

Anarcho-capitalism is what happens when you sleep through history class.

by Clay_ July 17, 2022

capitalism, ho!

Is a sentence that appears often in Recettear.

When you're selling something,it will say
"capitalism, ho!"

by TheCringeyWeeb November 19, 2016

Capital Typer

A person who types like this

Hi I Am A Person Who Loves Cats And Guinea Pigs And I Hate Dogs

Why are people such Capital Typers?

by omgitsme23 August 28, 2017

pseudo-capitalism

transactional exchanges that replication capitalistic ideology but are not a true exchange of equivalent and exact value. This is most often found within communities of non-strangers that live within a larger capitalistic framework, and as such, borrows it's language and mechanisms

Example cases:
"I'll pay for the gas if you buy the snacks"
"Nah, if you mow my lawn, let's just call it even"
"Don't worry about paying me back the couple bucks, it's more trouble than it's worth"
"Oh, I can do that for you! Pay me back by buying us pizza ahaha"

My neighborhood participates in pseudo-capitalism, and it makes us feel so much more connected

by mddx July 28, 2023

Capital case

Slang for upper case.

The words need to be capital case not lower case.

by The world's just somthing else March 20, 2021

finnish capitalism

On July 2nd, 2023, a Finnish man by the name of jopede went on Roblox and uploaded a hat called the Red Snapper Croc. It is on sale for 299 robux and 600 available.

The invasion of Finnish capitalism began this day due to the raids of the cult, which each cult member wears a pair of pajamas with a Red Snapper Croc. They then commit suicide by jumping into a pool full of snappers to contribute to the legacy.

*sees a group of people with pajamas and crocs on their head* ahh, finnish capitalism and its benefits

by DrShamrock July 2, 2023

dick capital

The social, political, and economic capital a male gains by being male

He got to speak over her in class - yeah, that’s dick capital right there.

by Spicy Kale June 17, 2018