cannon wheels

another word for (bollocks)

"I fucked her deep last night, I was right up to my cannon wheels"

by sijeff December 2, 2007

Cancun Crunch

The time of year when college-aged students flock to the gym to work on their physical appearances. It usually begins mid-February and lasts through the Spring Break season.

There were so many hot girls at the gym tonight, the Cancun Crunch must be setting in!

by Spooney March 10, 2011

canon camera

A super expensive camera that is used to take professional style photos, white girls use them to take mirror pics showing off their ass

Mom: what are you asking for, for Christmas?

White girl: a canon camera!

Mom: for what

White girl: ... Selfies..

by Twerk goddess January 5, 2014

Cannon Law

"Because" or "Because I said so" A law invoked when asked the question why, after reasons have already been explained or to altogether avoid a question. More commonly used in the business world as a freebie pass to ignore an annoying person's question. Once used by Chris Brown when questioned by media after his release from detainment in PG County, following an assault on a homosexual male. Other celebrities are also using this term. Origination unknown.

i.e. After explaining a long a long marketing scheme in full detail, Jim asks John(the presenter) a stupid or irrelevant question. John simply responds back " thank you for your question, at this time, I am invoking Cannon Law. Next question"

by dom32 February 2, 2014

canyoneer

A bad ass explorer that descends down wet and dry canyons. They are often masochists, because the nature of the sport often entails difficult on and off trail hiking, scrambling, climbing, jumping, rappelling and swimming.

The canyoneer was caught in a hydraulic, so we threw him a rope and pulled his ass out.

by artista8 June 15, 2017

canyon crack

WHEN SOMEONES ASS CHEEKS ARE SO FAR APART THEIR ASS CRACK LOOKS LIKE A CANYON...

BITCCHHHH DID YOU SEE HER CANYON CRACK

by @LUKEPERUKE ON INSTA June 1, 2018

cantonseese

A degenerate that is from the Cantonese region of China. Catonseese people are usually viewed as inferior to Mandarin people because there are usually less of them.

they are inferior though.

omg aurelia should get tf out of here because she's cantonseese

by purple guy 123 March 31, 2019