Canada's History is a sex act that would happen if Ellen Degeneres and Portia DeRossi came to Canada for a quickie wedding and honeymoon.
by The Canadian Teacher February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. by ColbertFan81 February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. Canada's history is any act you do with a moose two beavers and hockey paraphernalia. Often taking the form of two men and two women having sex with the moose and two beavers in various sexual acts. Often leaving only death and despair in the wake of the act. It has been said that the French Indian war was lost because of the invention of Canada's History. Michigan is America's first state to outlaw Canada's History.
I don't know why we did such horrible things to that moose but one of the beavers bit my cock and I don't know why any woman would request Canada's history as their sexual fetish.
by Cobi_321 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by adudenamed_jon February 4, 2010
Get the canadas historymug. A deeply deprived sex act involving a moose's antlers, a gallon of maple syrup and the Stanly Cup, as described by Stephen Colbert.
by thejross February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. While having sex during a hockey match, it's the use of the maple syrup to shove a Stanley Cup like object up a woman's anus, while simultaneously being penetrated in the vagina with a penis which is covered in maple syrup. As soon as the male feels he needs to release he pulls out and cums on top of the Stanley Cup and yells Hat Trick!
Stephen: Hey baby, you wanna go pull off Canada's History?
Stephanie: As long as you can score me a Hat Trick.
Stephen: Don't worry, I can.
Stephanie: As long as you can score me a Hat Trick.
Stephen: Don't worry, I can.
by pickemgenius February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The act of giving oral sex to a moose while simultaneously having the exact number of gallons that can be filled into the Stanley Cup injected into the anal cavity with its left antler. The right antler is simply impossible within the current laws of physics.
by ForsFagerstrom February 25, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.