Cactus Jack

When you shave your pubes and wait til you grow back stubble. You then take your significant other's face and rub it vigorously on the stubble til they get a rash.

Dude the girl was a cock tease so I gave her a cactus Jack.

by Gclipse December 23, 2009

cactus fucker

people who are extremely horny and/or can't pull any dudes so they're left with one option; fucking a cactus. they could also be a masochist.

that new girl, lyba, looks like a cactus fucker!

by kanxbsnkalka July 27, 2017

Cactus Gang

Cactus gang is the best and most sexiest gang on the planet... we much on dem juicy cactuses all day long and shove them up our asses all night long... if you are looking for a gang this is the one to be in.

"Hey Jim!, are you in the Cactus Gang yet?"

by Snufelz ;) August 19, 2018

sweet cactus chicken jesus

1.(n) when a large cactus has grown in such a way that a chicken appears to be on top, with it's 'wings' spread as though he were crucified.


2.(excl) a expression of surprise, usually positive. can be suffixed with 'christ on a bike', for added impact/effect.

1. sorrel: 'good lord, look at that cactus!'
vinnie: 'that's a sweet cactus chicken jesus!'


2. matt: 'hey guys, we still have some beers left!'
vinnie: 'sweet cactus chicken jesus (christ on a bike)!'

by true_pictsie February 13, 2009

Cactus Fart

Someone who is a pain in the ass..

"That person is such a cactus fart!"

by Joshua Morris October 15, 2008

cactus

a fashion style
a grunge music style of clothing

boot cut jeans some times torn. Grey, light blue, charcoal, but never black
boots of some type
jackets. leather or other
other military type gear such as dog tags or cammo
rock band t-shirts
cuffs but not studed

rough and tough
3day beard stubble
greasy or messy hair

"you look so cactus"

by lukus live May 6, 2007

cactus

Something that you say to confuse someone. Only elite people can use this word.

Cactus??

by Barry Odoms November 18, 2002