Calvin barbassa

Funny YouTube guy that got shout out by the funny Moroccan man yahiamice

Calvin barbassa please marry me

by Chad pvz2 fan November 20, 2023

Calvin

Calvins are very nice people. They make other people happy and are very helpful and kind. Calvins deserve the world. We need more Calvins in the world.

Person 1: Who's that over there?
Person 2: My friend Calvin!!
Person 1: Wow! He must be a nice person!

by Runeee October 31, 2021

Calvin

So sexy no one can keep their eyes of him pulls every girl in the world and has the best looking dick in the world and can make a girl scream

I saw this guy and he made me scream sounds like a Calvin to me

by Handleball229 September 28, 2023

Calvin's Hat

The only thing that stops the void of Calvin's Hair from consuming the universe.

John: I'm going to remove Calvin's Hat

by funnynumber6969696969 May 04, 2023

calvin abdullah

he’s a really cool guy who is strong tall and hot. he’s also super popular

A: hey have u heard abt nh??
B: No Thats lame
A: At least calvin abdullah goes there
B: oh yeah he’s rlly cool

by iamatammyfan November 24, 2021

Calvin Act

A law dat states dat you can sneak off with a fellow human's toy animals and hold them for ransom.

Da Calvin Act may permit ransom-seeking absconding with a stuffed bunny, but da oppositely-worded --- i.e., extortion-FORBIDDING --- Hobbs Act (or in this case, maybe it should be spelled, "Hobbes") is da one dat Susie violated by absconding with said stuffed tiger. Dunno if a court would deal particularly harshly with Susie for her breaking said latter law, however, since her actions were merely done in an effort to get her own plaything --- "Mr. Bun" --- back from da former law's greedy-opportunist creator.

by QuacksO December 14, 2023

Calvin

Calvin has a a huge ass dick, so huge he has to stuff it in his sock.

Calvin, what did you stuff in your pants?

nothing, that’s my huge ass dick.

by Hoax,.mc January 28, 2022