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Crayon Class

noun

1. a college course, generally a general-education class, in which students are assumed to idle about rather than doing difficult, albeit productive, coursework (i.e. “coloring with crayons” as a reference to kindergarten).

2. a kindergarten course with an unusually high concentration of peculiar children, crafts, and the like.
1. all the hot girls are in my crayon class | in between getting dismantled by engineering courses, my crayon class allows me to unwind and take it easy for a change.

2. being in that kindergarten crayon class with the glue-eaters may have scarred me for life | after that crayon class I had in kindergarten, I see toilet paper rolls and hot glue in a whole new light.
by shit, the crayon consumer November 6, 2024
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coochie crayon

A well-worn, heavily marinated tampon, sporting the finest shades of red, brown, and “I-don’t-want-to-know.” Often disposed of in a way that makes unsuspecting victims question their life choices. Bonus points if it’s left in a bathroom trash can without being wrapped up like a decent human being.
Bro, I walked into the gas station bathroom and some psycho was writing on the wall with a coochie crayon. I’m calling the police.
by yung-megafone February 27, 2025
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wet crayon paper

It's the smell of wet crayons being drawn on paper. Pretty self-explanatory, or it could be the fresh smell of a broken crayon that's really warm or hot.
Man do you smell something?
No, why?
It smells like white crayon paper man, like you know the smell you smell when you smell a crayon?
I get what you're getting at. They do smell good though.
Yeah.. that's what I call the wet crayon paper smell..
by Intermediate Lingo Archiver November 4, 2020
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Crayon

You got the crayon bruv
by Mc bi cock April 28, 2017
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Crayons

Crayons are Riley's favorite thing to say. Crayons are made of wax and are colored to create a beautiful mark when you press down on paper. People pronounce it cray-ons or crans. Plural for crayon.
Can you get me the crayons please?
I colored this picture with crayons.
by PenguinDoodleDude February 13, 2019
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Brown Crayon

when someone needs to take a number 2 and can not hold it.
I need to take a number 2 and if I do not hurry I will have a brown crayon in my pants.
by funnyguy211 February 11, 2010
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