Branding of political campaign coverage on The Daily Show and The Colbert Report mocking that used by "news" media. Another vehicle showcasing the ability of Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert to confirm the mediocrity of politicians in a humorous manner that has us laughing so hard that we abandon the idea of storming Washington and state capitals nationwide with torches and pitchforks.
Comedy Central staff announcer: Comedy Central's Indecision is brought to you by Zyrtec.
Show comes back from commercial to Jon Stewart at his desk, a raucous crowd, and the Indecision 2012 logo. Viewers nationwide are pumping their fists in the air.
JS: "Tonight, as part of our continuing Indecision 2012 coverage, Jon Doe said something unbelievably and unforgivably stupid."
TV viewers and studio audience to themselves: "WTF? Again?"
JS: "Have a listen."
Politician at press conference: "I genuinely believe David Letterman is the funniest man on television."
JS starts swelling and wheezing. "Somebody help me! I'm extremely allergic to bulls***!"
TDS Correspondent John Oliver runs onto the set. "I've got the medication Jon! Go long!"
JS gets up from his chair and starts running away from JO, who winds up and throws pill to a diving JS, who catches it, pops it into his mouth.
JO answers phone. "Who is this? Rex Ryan?"
JS: "F***! The Jets have found a decent quarterback!"
JO: "Sorry sir, but I must respectfully decline. The 4 o'clock games conflict with tea."
JS Tebows. Cue the Alleluia Chorus. TV viewers and studio audience laugh hysterically.
Show comes back from commercial to Jon Stewart at his desk, a raucous crowd, and the Indecision 2012 logo. Viewers nationwide are pumping their fists in the air.
JS: "Tonight, as part of our continuing Indecision 2012 coverage, Jon Doe said something unbelievably and unforgivably stupid."
TV viewers and studio audience to themselves: "WTF? Again?"
JS: "Have a listen."
Politician at press conference: "I genuinely believe David Letterman is the funniest man on television."
JS starts swelling and wheezing. "Somebody help me! I'm extremely allergic to bulls***!"
TDS Correspondent John Oliver runs onto the set. "I've got the medication Jon! Go long!"
JS gets up from his chair and starts running away from JO, who winds up and throws pill to a diving JS, who catches it, pops it into his mouth.
JO answers phone. "Who is this? Rex Ryan?"
JS: "F***! The Jets have found a decent quarterback!"
JO: "Sorry sir, but I must respectfully decline. The 4 o'clock games conflict with tea."
JS Tebows. Cue the Alleluia Chorus. TV viewers and studio audience laugh hysterically.
by hamlinfan93 November 3, 2012
Get the Comedy Central's Indecisionmug. by Flyingkat August 18, 2020
Get the Comedymug. Jordan, you're crying like a bitch because your life is a lie. What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
Hym "It's a divine comedy and the punchline where the death-bots murder you and all of your kids soon enough. Seriously. I'm not joke about the need for a pundit assassin. You fucks need to die. Probably you kids too. I mean, there's a chance they haven't been tainted but it's probably better safe than sorry. Either way. You should not be having this hard of a time with this. There is something fucking wrong with you."
by Hym Iam December 10, 2024
Get the Divine Comedymug. I went to see a much anticipated sequel to a great slap-stick comedy, but it wasn't even close to being on par with the original, it was more of a Slap-Twig Comedy.
by Eraudog July 27, 2025
Get the Slap-Twig Comedymug. by Thot Patrol 7B-66 November 1, 2018
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Get the Walmart Comedymug. Get the Comedymug.