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officer cockblock

primarily somebody who prevents you from displaying Public Displays of Affection or engaging in sexual contact with another person.

Example 1) At school- the volunteer parents or staff who go around the campus making sure couples do not have intimacy moments

Example 2) In public- somebody who tells you and the other person to go make out somewhere else or “get a room!”
> be me
> be the parent volunteer who walks around school making sure people are decently behaving
> suddenly see 2 young lovers holding hands in the lunch line
>to prevent any further indecent behavior I yell “Hey you two, too much skin-to-skin contact!”
> the rebellious male Teenager yells at me “fuck off, officer cockblock!

> I get my taser gun and shock the living shit out of the little prick
by Thot$layer539 January 15, 2018
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Cockblocker

A cockblock/cockblocker is someone of annoyance (a fucking dick) and usually refers to someone who attempts to stop people from achieving the task of asking a girl out.
'Hey, is he bothering you?'
'No actually, he's my boyfriend, go away you cockblocker.'
by Latenightdrinker43 June 11, 2022
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Colorado Cockblock

The act of smashing a mans dick with a rock and then denying them sexually.
"yo Stacy just Colorado Cockblocked Chad"
by Robert Hackle July 21, 2025
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Cockblock

Jack Hobby is a cockblock.
by mufc2013 April 6, 2020
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cockblock

Cockblocking is an action that can be performed by a male to reduce the chance of another male having sex.
He just cockblocked himself; Everytime I'm about to get that booty you are cockblocking me
by Unspaghettable June 24, 2018
mugGet the cockblockmug.

Cockblock

The character ai filter = cockblock
by Gxth1c.Kai January 4, 2024
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CockBlock

Christan is such a CockBlock
by asdfvghjkl May 21, 2018
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