touching cloth

when one needs to use the lavatry so bad that it is unbearable and the excrement begins to touch your underwear.
Touching cloth is the stage before the term running (or rolling depending on the shape)down ur leg and after the stage of losing control of ur bowels. Touching cloth more often than not leads to stains so, heavens, please do be aware

Emma: oh gee i think im touching cloth colleen
Colleen: oh emma i do believe i am also touching cloth
Emma: yahaha yahha golly thats astounding lets go clean up
Colleen: that would be great. would you mind if i were to have a joint which i rolled this morning
Emma: why id be offended if you didnt

by deane October 15, 2007

emo clothes

stupid nonsence clothes worn by pitiful, wanna-be-goth-but-get-kicked-out-of-hot topic, depressed because their life sucks hardcore (as in they cant get laid or their girlfriend dumped their pansy asses).

wtf. he is such a whiney little bastard. look at what he's wearing.

by Allycia November 07, 2004

cum cloth

1. a cloth used to clean out cum
2. same thing as a douchebag
3. a different way to call someone a douchebag

3. girl: god kyle, you're such a douchebag!
kyle: no, my roommate is a douchebag
girl: well then, you're a cum cloth
roommate: yes! cum cloth! that is soo your nickname now!
>>everyone laughs...except kyle, 'cause he is a cum cloth<<

by crock & s dawg November 03, 2006

Shower clothes

Simple, the clothes you wear in the shower.

YOU SHOWER NAKED YOU SICK FUCKING FREAK.

I GOT SOME GREAT VINTAGE SHOWER CLOTHES FROM ARK.

by chloerose444 April 06, 2009

touching cloth

having an urge to shit and hold on

i was driving home the other night and really needed a turd seriously i was touching cloth i was that close

by lytral 79 August 04, 2009

Painted on clothes

where a person has there body painted to look like they have clothes on but are really naked.They then go out in public and see how many people really notice.

Kathy look like she's got clothes on but there really painted on clothes.

by Deep blue 2012 December 17, 2009

folk clothing

A type of clothing that people who live in a certain place and follow the same culture wear.

Indians wearing the clothes that they do, is an example of folk clothing.

by Sally Denny October 05, 2015