1. A Major League Baseball team from Chicago, Illinois. (n)
2. A team that has not won the World Series since 1908. (n)
3. A team that blames their misfortunes on a goat. (n)
4. A team that blamed a 2003 Game 6 loss on a fan rather than their manager and players. (n)
5. A team whose fans think that they will win the World Series before the season begins, but loses their thinking after they see their team on the bottom of the division 10 days after the season starts. (n)
6. A team whose fans do not know the game of baseball, but attend games to get intoxicated. (n)
2. A team that has not won the World Series since 1908. (n)
3. A team that blames their misfortunes on a goat. (n)
4. A team that blamed a 2003 Game 6 loss on a fan rather than their manager and players. (n)
5. A team whose fans think that they will win the World Series before the season begins, but loses their thinking after they see their team on the bottom of the division 10 days after the season starts. (n)
6. A team whose fans do not know the game of baseball, but attend games to get intoxicated. (n)
-The Chicago Cubs fans screamed their rallying cry: "maybe next year"
-A Chicago Cubs fan ordered another beer and asked a fellow game attendee what the score was.
-A Chicago Cubs fan ordered another beer and asked a fellow game attendee what the score was.
by Johan S April 10, 2007
One of the greatest franchises in baseball. A true Cubs fan loves the game, loves the Cubs, sticks with the Cubs no matter what, and doesn't worry about the Sox or how any other team does.
by Johnny Moran December 30, 2011
The greatest football team of all time. Has the most wins of any team in the NFL. They also have the most hall-of-famers.
by Pauly Corona January 09, 2006
by SmthnThtIWnt June 17, 2015
The uncommon version of the "69" sexual position where the male is atop the female. Most commonly experienced in chicago.
by Dr. Skinner September 24, 2010
Clark asked, “Shots anyone, all we have is Malört and bacon salt.” Todd replied, “Chicago Rimjobs it is!” “I’ll take two,” Ryan replied with glee.
by TheTexasTodd April 08, 2022
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