cemu

A closed-source Wii U emulator.

Cemu.exe has stopped working.

by YusufT19 December 28, 2018

Ball Cemetery

A haunted Cemetery in Springfield Nebraska. Haunted by William Liddiard also known as Rattlesnake Pete, and a lady named Mary Mumford. People claim to see headstones tipp over and raise back up. Sometimes if you piss the spirits off they will mess with the mirrors on your car turning them all down. Unexplained bruises can be found on your body after your visit. Be careful if you go out there because the groundskeeper isn't afraid to call a state trooper on you if he hears you. He isn't afraid to chase you out with a shotgun either.

I am going to Ball Cemetery with my friends on Friday and we're going to piss off Rattlesnake Pete!

by DjR3D July 8, 2010

Facebook Cemetery

An event in which a Facebook News Feed is crammed with R.I.P.s, usually after the immediate death of a celebrity.

RIP, Roger Ebert
Rest in peace Roger
RIP Roger Ebert
RIP Roger
Holy crap, Roger Ebert died! RIP
OMG, it's like a Facebook Cemetery in here.

by Enough A'ight April 4, 2013

man cement

Semen

I shot my man cement on my wifes face and glued her eyes shut.

by Stlchrome January 15, 2017

egg cement

Egg cement is the general term for any type of cement mixed with the yolk of an egg. The practice is incredibly uncommon, so the phrase has evolved somewhat of a joke definition of having _no_ real meaning, often being spammed in chains on discord servers.

I stepped in the egg cement they laid last week, I had no idea it would take so long to dry.

by dmbutalsodm March 18, 2018

cement mixer

when you put gravel(large gravel, like 2B size gravel) into a girls butt and then proceed to have sex and cum in her butt. after cumming the girls swishes the gravel and semen mix and shits it out onto the floor where you are waiting with a trowel to mold it into whatever you so choose, preferably a yert.

"Wow, he sure gave her a great cement mixer last night! Just look at the size of the yert they made!"

by John Wayne Goatsie November 27, 2011

cemeterian

A person who works in, owns or operates a cemetery or memorial park. Not the same as a sexton who was considered the "caretaker".

Forest Lawn was founded in 1906 as a not-for-profit cemetery by a group of businessmen from San Francisco. Dr. Hubert Eaton and C. B. Sims, cemeterians, entered into a sales contract with the cemetery in 1912. Eaton took over the management of the cemetery in 1917 and is credited as being the "Founder" of Forest Lawn for his innovations of establishing the "memorial park plan" (eliminating upright grave markers) and being the first to open a funeral home on dedicated cemetery grounds.

by Vinny 2052 October 2, 2011