chimichanga butthole

The excretion of fiery, explosive diarrhea after one has ingested massive amounts of Taco Bell.

Guy #1: Dude we shouldn't of had so much Taco Bell!

Guy #2: You're telling me, I still have a terrible case of the Chimichanga Butthole.

by Kitty Licker 666 January 20, 2014

Rough Butthole

When you're in a shitty situation.

Hey man, sorry to hear about your car getting hit n run. That's a real rough butthole.

by DaThiccNessMonster September 22, 2021

Pumpkin Butthole

A doughnut, usually iced, with pumpkin spice filling visible from one side, resembling a puckered or partially prolapsed anus.

Our teacher brought us pumpkin buttholes for doing well on our exams.

by DerAlmighty October 07, 2020

Bluffing Butthole

When one goes to shit, but only farts.

I went to take a shit, but it turns out I have a Bluffing Butthole.

by Taint Tap November 22, 2010

blowing on buttholes

The act of getting as close as possible to a strippers ass that when you blow on it, she can feel it. Usually followed by a giggle or confused look by the stripper.

Yo Chuck, Mike and I are gonna go blowing on buttholes tonight. You wanna roll with?

by Texas2Fists June 15, 2014

Butthole Browning

When you’re wipping or cleaning you’re ass crack and you’re finger slips in your ass hole.

Oh shit the toilet paper ripped and I pulled a butthole browning.

by Bobo da fool December 21, 2017

turkey butthole

A jerk that takes all the kids candy, per jimmy kimmels request

There is only wrappers in here you turkey butthole.

by Gnomeoawaits November 08, 2017