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Buffett Middle School

a crappy middle school with a whole lot of hoes and sluts. plus back stabbing whores. good luck rotting inside of that school.
Buffett Middle school and where the thots go.
by avequeen October 20, 2019
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Jimmy Buffetted

(1) Getting so drunk to the point that Jimmy Buffett music becomes palatable.

(2) Drinking with friends while listening to Jimmy Buffett music.
(1) Dan doesn't usually listen to Jimmy Buffett, but he was so Jimmy Buffetted last night that he enjoyed the music!

(2) Pat was getting Jimmy Buffetted last night with his friends while listening to Jimmy Buffet's song "Margaritaville".
by M Albury September 26, 2012
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buffet

A place where obese people lurk all around wobbling for food. However, if you're normal, you'd probably only go here for a special occasion.
Person 1: Yuck! I can't eat this! There are too many obese people around!
Person 2: Yeah, they live on buffets you know?
by Blue Kirby August 20, 2008
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biffest

1. The best, highest, or coolest; see biffdiff. 2. Used to convey a compliment of the highest order.
I woke up this morning, and I found a million dollars! Then I was given a life-time supply of beef ramen! This is the biffest day ever!
by Biff December 21, 2004
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Buffet Juggernaut

An individual that cannot be stopped at any buffet. He is feared by restaraunt owners for his ability to destroy profitability.
The restaraunt owners new they were going to lose money when the buffet juggernaut walked through the door.

You leave now! You been here for hour!
by Lord Bismarck November 15, 2011
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Lol-Buffet

Used to describe a situation or person that provides limitless amounts of laughing.

"All you can laugh,"
"Did you check that new underground stand-up comedian's act last Thursday?"
"Yeah! That guy was an excellent lol-buffet."
by Gasmador September 14, 2011
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chinese buffet pants

loose fitting pants, with elasticized waist band. Made to accommodate for the abdominal expansion that occurs after 2nd and subsequent visits to the all-you-can-eat buffet bar in Chinese (and other) buffet restaurants.
Chinese restaurant waiter: Hey, fat boy, your pants just ripped.... you go home now!
Fat Boy: Drat! Time for some new Chinese buffet pants.... just as soon as I finish this last plateful of remon chicken.
by obracadabra December 18, 2011
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