When whatching a show on a TV with a DVR you pause and wait for it to gain a sizable lead in real time so you can fast forward through commercials.
Guy 1-There are soooooo many commercials on SNL!
Guy 2-You need to do some Television buffering man.
Guy 2-You need to do some Television buffering man.
by Joquandra March 18, 2011
Refers to the distance between Uranus and the outer perimeter of your butt-cheeks, in terms of how far an accidentally-released blob of poop has to "travel" before it reaches --- and subsequently soils --- your clothing and/or whatever surface that you happen to be presently sitting/lying upon.
Many people think that having a huge flabby behind in undesirable, but it can actually be an advantage if you occasionally suffer from liquid farts, since it provides you with a greater butt buffer-zone; this is especially fortuitous if you happen to be sitting or reclining at the time of said unexpected discharge, since it is exhaustingly more laborious to properly sanitize a seat-cushion or mattress, whereas soiled clothing can usually just be soaked in detergent-solution and then tossed in the washer.
by QuacksO March 05, 2017
by CallieMuffin April 07, 2018
when you like a girl and there is another guy on her you send a friend thats a girls to go get in between them so he is not interested in her
by That one guy and me July 12, 2010
by RT Rules June 01, 2018
The Tommy buffer is accounting for additional time when inviting a Tommy to an event. The buffer scales based on the importance of the event, and can range from 30 minutes to 2 days.
I’m so excited for my party but I had to use the Tommy buffer to make sure that Tommy was there on time.
by Jluke2024 February 16, 2024
A drinking game in which one watches a film over very slow internet and every time the movie buffers, a shot is taken, hence the name buffering shots. The last person who takes the shot must drink beer out of a bowl.
Alan: Let's put on the Wolf of Wall Street, and every time it pauses we'll do buffering shots.
Jordan: Great idea Alan.
Jordan: Great idea Alan.
by someoneudontknow101 February 24, 2017