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Shit-Buffer

Your boss or line-manager. A good shit-buffer will protect your from all the shit raining down from senior levels of management. They will stop you from being pulled into random projects and protect you from all the politics so you can just get on and do your job without unnecessary stress.
My boss is a great shit-buffer.
by olijj February 7, 2022
mugGet the Shit-Buffermug.

buffer activity

Something couples do in between getting home and making out. Examples include board games, card games, or cuddling while watching TV.
Caelie: You wanna make out?
Steve: We just got home, we need a buffer activity. How about we watch an episode of The Big Bang Theory first?
Caelie: Ok.
by KillerSkorpion May 15, 2014
mugGet the buffer activitymug.

buffer overfail

(noun) An event of failure of such great magnitude that it exceeds the maximum negative measurement of failure (an epic failure) and loops to the maximum level of win instead.
Similar to measuring time on a round clock, being late by several hours at today's event (fail) will cause you to appear early for tomorrow's event (win) because of the buffer overrun of failure.

"When Erika sang vocaloid songs at karaoke, it was so bad that it was buffer overfail and I couldn't help but love her for it."

"The school discontinued playing polka-yodeling during detention when the students starting playing it at school functions. Apparently the punishment achieved buffer overfail and became popular."
by paldin September 25, 2011
mugGet the buffer overfailmug.

Buffering

Term used when someone isn't able to finish their sentence and sounds crippled.
Are you buffering? "Nah.. nA... emm"
by Juicy Duicy February 1, 2021
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love buffer

It means something preventing you from experiencing sexual pleasure fully, for example, a condom.
A: I don't need no love buffer.
B: Then you don't get to f*ck me.
by PointTH June 17, 2017
mugGet the love buffermug.

butt buffer-zone

Refers to the distance between Uranus and the outer perimeter of your butt-cheeks, in terms of how far an accidentally-released blob of poop has to "travel" before it reaches --- and subsequently soils --- your clothing and/or whatever surface that you happen to be presently sitting/lying upon.
Many people think that having a huge flabby behind in undesirable, but it can actually be an advantage if you occasionally suffer from liquid farts, since it provides you with a greater butt buffer-zone; this is especially fortuitous if you happen to be sitting or reclining at the time of said unexpected discharge, since it is exhaustingly more laborious to properly sanitize a seat-cushion or mattress, whereas soiled clothing can usually just be soaked in detergent-solution and then tossed in the washer.
by QuacksO March 5, 2017
mugGet the butt buffer-zonemug.

buffer sleep

When you're asleep, and people keep waking you up.
Person 1: "Did you get any sleep last night?"
Person 2: "No, I was having buffer sleep."
Person 2: "My siblings kept waking me up."
Person 1: "They must be annoying."
by ByrdIsThaWyrd June 14, 2016
mugGet the buffer sleepmug.

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