Brunoed

The act of seeing Mr. Bruno and/or having something unfortunate happen to you.

Hey I just got Brunoed and my money got stolen.

by BrunoStan5178 October 28, 2021

Bruno

One of the biggest assholes i ever know. Mess with him cause he will always loose

I hate Bruno

by Dickdestroyyeerr November 23, 2021

Bruno

A seven foot frame but Camilo finds out is not.

"Hey that is "Bruno".

by Senoritapefectaisabela$%$%$% March 8, 2022

Bruno Certificate

A fraudulent birth certificate for the sole purpose to be allowed to play youth sports at a much older age. This usually extends into high school, when a fat, overweight 22 year old plays against 17-18 year olds.

Parent 1 - “hey, that kid has a full beard and a neck tattoo!”
Parent 2 - “looks like he got a Bruno Certificate from that doctor who works out of the motor lodge.”

by Twiggish January 17, 2022

Bruno

“Bruno” is the process of being baked, roasted or even toasted. It’s meaning derived from my aunt’s pug. When moving across provinces, they left him in the back of their van in +30°C weather and he overheated and died.

“You said the restaurant’s super hot inside, right? So no wearing sweater type shit.”

“Yes, you will become bruno if you do.”

by aspaht August 5, 2022

Bruno

A Mid player that is known for spamming unecessary crosses and complaining on the pitch and also a penalty merchant.

He's Bruno.

by Emmys June 24, 2022

Bruno day

Taking a day off from it all.

Also known by "The Lazy Song"

Today, I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today, I swear I'm not doing anything.

Bruno day

by WV Grammie December 30, 2023