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Madi Bruno

The most amazing girl in the world. Absolutely drop dead gorgeous but she doesn’t see it. She can put a smile on you face no matter how upset you are. I hope everyone gets to meet a madi Bruno once in their life.
Madi Bruno is the best kind of person. Wow I wish I was Madi Bruno
by Midnight_amber February 25, 2021
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Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunk

Phrase used by (certain relefriend) aka friend who is my relative because one time I said “is Bruno in the trunk?” Referring to Bruno madrigal and shrek dueling (yugioh) in the trunk.
What’s in the trunk?
Oh Bruno and shrek

What are they doing?
Dueling
In the trunk?
Yep.

So your telling me Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunk?
YEAH!😃
by HelloHelloHelloidontpaytaxes😀 September 13, 2022
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Bruno Earth

Mars' favorite singer. His songs include "The Tired Song", "I Think I Wanna Invade You", "UFOs in the Window" and his hits with anDEIMOS.paak. He has great songs that even the US President likes him. He is the Martian counterpart of Earth's favorite singer Bruno Mars.
Alien 1: Wanna hear real music?
Alien 2: Sure!
Alien 1: plays Bruno Earth
by LMgamer36 January 17, 2022
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Bruno Certificate

A fraudulent birth certificate for the sole purpose to be allowed to play youth sports at a much older age. This usually extends into high school, when a fat, overweight 22 year old plays against 17-18 year olds.
Parent 1 - “hey, that kid has a full beard and a neck tattoo!”
Parent 2 - “looks like he got a Bruno Certificate from that doctor who works out of the motor lodge.”
by Twiggish January 17, 2022
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Bruno

by livelyalice January 6, 2022
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Bruno

we just dont talk about bruno.......
by Cutiepox January 22, 2022
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Bruno

“Bruno” is the process of being baked, roasted or even toasted. It’s meaning derived from my aunt’s pug. When moving across provinces, they left him in the back of their van in +30°C weather and he overheated and died.
“You said the restaurant’s super hot inside, right? So no wearing sweater type shit.”

“Yes, you will become bruno if you do.”
by aspaht August 5, 2022
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