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brown finger poncho 

when your wiping your ass and the finger breaks through the toilet paper, thus covering it with shit.
wow look at my brown finger poncho its wearing sweetcorn as a hat

Brown Pants Moment

That split second of fear that your bowel may just empty itself because you forgot to do something of epic importance.
Groom: "You've got the rings yeah?"
Best Man: ...long pause... "errrrrm...hold on...errrrm..." ...longer pause... "yes"
Groom: "Thank F**k, I nearly had a brown pants moment"
Best Man: "Me too"
Brown Pants Moment by schmowo November 19, 2009

brown your meat 

1). To have sex with a negro
2). To have anal sex
3). Penis augmentation surgery with the intent of creating a franken negroid like cock
1). Paul browned his meat in Keisha

2). Dude - who'd you brown your meat in? Your dick tastes like shit!

3). 'Oh Bruce! I love what you did with your wiener! Did Dr. Johnson Brown your meat? It's so big and sexy now...you know how i love dark meat....gurp'

The Broony 

An action whereby a person vertically holds out his arms to a very annoying scumbag to show dominance.
Named after the legend Scott Brown after his display to El Hadj Diouf at an OF match against the Huns.
Let's all do the Broony!
The Broony by cfc88 October 5, 2011

The Brown Mob 

The most viscous, ruthless, and cut-throat High-School sports crowd in California, and maybe even the West Coast. Belonging to the Yuba City High School Honkers, they are the crowd that no team wants to play. They throw In The Occasional Obscenity, And Receive Many Middle Fingers From The Opponents On The Court. Don't Let them get into your players head...they won't ever leave.
1) Player 1: Coach! I can't play! This crowd is about to make me cry!

The Brown Mob (random person): Hey! Fuck you! Get the Hell off of our court!

The Brown Mob (chant): Take a Seat, Take a Seat...
The Brown Mob by R-Ill February 21, 2009

Brown Onion 

The least attractive female of a group of females.
Whoa... Hen's Night. Look at all those Peaches!

And one Brown Onion.
Brown Onion by Lord_Cunnington November 22, 2011