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Brocade Buddies

Friends who love to do qigong together. Especially the baduanjin, which in Chineese means '8 Silky Brocades'. This is one of the most wonderful qigong stretches and Hec Hanley and Beatrice Middleton often do it together. Brocade buddies often do qigong for hours, never stopping to speak. So if you love the healing martial arts, get a bunch a of your Brocade Buddies together and do the 8 Silky Brocades. You will feel silky!
Bryant: Hey Hec, let's do some qigong! After all, we are Brocade Buddies.

Hec: You got that right. The baduanjin, the 8 Silky Stretches. (he starts doing them)

Bryant: Easy now, you don't want too much fire. This is meant to heal, not hurt.

Hec: Yes. (he does Drawing the Bow to Shoot the Hawk) Now, that felt good. This is crazy fun!

Bryant: Now, let's do Angry Gaze. (he squats into the horse stance and punches at Hec's stomach) There, think Angry Tiger!

Hec: Good one, my poor heart! These brocades really work. Hooooooooooo (the heart healing sound).

Bryant: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that.

Hec: Its okay. Now, those are great exercises, huh? But now I need a Hanley Freeze. You want one?

Bryant: Sure! How about a chi massage, too? That'll perk you up.

Hec: (starts rubbing on Bryant) Easy now. We're Brocade Buddies! Now, this is going to be good. Don't hurt yourself.

Bryant: Xie xie! (means 'thank you' in Chineese) That was one great workout. I feel silky now! Brocade Buddies forever! High wu! ('five', in Chineese)
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 21, 2011
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Generally used when 2 or more guys have a get together and play video games. Usually accompanied by a liter of soda and a large pepperoni pizza.
Dude, what should we do this weekend?

How about some extreme brocrastibation? I have a free breadsticks coupon and C.O.D. Ghosts.
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That guy is a buchacho
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pajama brochill

When you've just gotten up, you're in pajamas, and you invite a friend over who happens to still be in pajamas also. Its chill as shit.
(On phone)
you: Hey wanna come over?
friend: Sure, I'm still in my pajamas though.
you: dude, I am too

friend: haha nice
you: just come over and we can pajama brochill!
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Brochick

The female equivalent of being called a "bro" by her close female friends.
Sapphire : What's up brochick
Gabi : Nothing much brochick

Haliean : What's a brochick, Sara
Sara: You know how guys call each other "bros". Well, there's nothing girls can call themselves other than "sis", which is just lame, so since we're chicks and we're like bros but girls, brochick seemed to be the logical choice of words.
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a girl who only hangs out with guyas and thibks she can beat the crap out anyone but really she can not
jessica:you bitch im gonna kick your ass
Cantrell: at least im not a brochick
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Brocal

1. A combination of the words Bro and Decal

2. An adhesive label or decal of a brand, label or company; commonly associated with extreme sports and young white males:
Chip used the distinctive brocal on his snowboard to help identify himself at the lodge.
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