Stony Bologna

To be clumsy or foolish while under the influence of marijuana.

Dude, you almost dropped the blunt stony bologna.

by Fateater555 March 8, 2020

Bologna the ride

When you meet a car that is cherry...like Gone in 60 Seconds Eleanor cherry and you just can't help yourself...

So I was walking down the street and saw the new Tesla Model S and just had to bologna the ride...

by roughryder69 June 22, 2021

Bologna Sandwich

v. To get extremely off topic during a conversation

Friend 1: "Dude, I think we Bologna Sandwiched pretty hard right then."
Friend 2: "What makes you say that?"
Friend 1: "Well, when we're talking about naked tribal women and we don't know what the hell we're supposed to be talking about in the first place, I get a sneaking suspicion."

by carsausage November 22, 2015

Ring Bologna

A turd that resembles an anaconda!

I'll shall return after I twist off a ring bologna!

by Skillzzz August 10, 2023

bologna blossom

A slang term for a woman’s vagina

“I can’t wait to tongue punch Melissa’s bologna blossom tonight when I get home.”

by TheJollyGreenGiant23 April 30, 2023

bologna roll

Puckered butthole that resembles the end of a roll of bologna.

Dennis asked 'what is the difference between a nine volt battery and her bologna roll ?' ... 'Sooner or later you're gonna put your tongue on it!'

by Yukonskitch May 11, 2016

Fried Bologna Sandwich

A very obese and sunburnt man, whips the pus from his blisters on to his "meat." He then casually inserts his meat between a ladies "buns."
In this example the pus is simulated mustard.

After a Caribbean cruise, I gave my boss a fried bologna sandwich.

by Studmuffindelux2 June 29, 2024