snowboarding skateboarding wakeboarding surfboarding after smoking up the concentration and dazzed from smoking a joint while "Boarding"
going down a hill while "Baked boarding" concentrating and ur soo into it ur friends are laughing at u then u fall from being stoned and dont feal it and ur friends laught even more
by McdonaldEatingPS3Gamer January 10, 2011
by SKATEfromwiki May 22, 2009
by dont@me57 November 01, 2019
shalong is a half assed acronym for "sit-down haul ass long board". shalong board is a tem used when you fix or attach a seat, bench or some sort of platform to a long board to drop your center of gravity for maximum down hill rallying. this sport is usually accompanied with a mullet, some PBR, some real shitty engineering and some deep rooted passion to compete as a illegal underground red neck street luger.
say man, you want to try out this shalong board? no thanks dude I don't roll that way! its just a long board you sit on while mashing some big ass hills! oh ok, I thought you where talking about something else, my bad.
by katshyt January 30, 2014
The action corresponding to when you’re laying on your back and using your phone, but you’re so tired that the phone slips from your fingers and smacks you in the face.
by Buzz Kill Bill ☠️ January 09, 2021
either a real or "rent-a-cop" that cant put up with your sliding and grinding days and breaks your board and busts you.
by lilnicky003 October 28, 2008
A cutting board loaded with cold cuts, cheese and crackers for your friends to snack on at a party or get together at your house, not some uptown apartment. A cooter board is the correct way to say Charcuterie board without sounding like a superdouche to your close friends and family.
by Garnacha June 15, 2021