bloingersploink

A stupid word that connor thinks he has made up, but actually hasn’t because he is an annoying, cockroach loving, pesticide spraying weirdo. It actually means a crazy, cool and random person

“Aristotle is such a bloingersploink”
- Maddy

by Engelbertie April 29, 2022

Bloingersploink

A word meaning bonkers, crazy and totally rad.
Often used when referring to people who aren’t all there (in the best possible way).

Friend 1
“That kid is a total bloingersploink!”
Friend 2
“Yeah, I heard he sprayed himself with pesticides to help build his immune system !”

by Engelbertie April 29, 2022

buying milk

The act of saying "brb" online and not coming back in a considerable amount of time.

Matt: Brb guys, mom called me to pack the groceries
Steve: Alright, take your time
67 minutes later
Steve: dear god, is matt taking this long to pack the fucking groceries? its been an hour. h
Jack: true true, i dont think he's actually packing the groceries. he's buying milk, just like my dad.
Steve: lmao 💀💀💀💀

by imp fuck2 August 2, 2022

poor boying it

When Jimmy Bloom from Elliot Lake, Ontario asks to see the on-sale Gamecubes, puts it in his cart then proceeds to run out of Zellers with a Gamecube in his arms, in a heat-score fasion. Later, after eluding police, the merchandise is pawned for a 1/4oz. of weed, and maybe some morphine and oxycocets.

That Jimmy Bloom is always poor boying it to score some weed and pills. Fucking schizo pill-head!

by Mr. Ass April 3, 2004

Fling Bling

Bling purchased for spouse or girlfriend as reparations after an affair.

DANG! Did you see the Fling Bling Kobe gave his wife?!

by The A Team Sucka August 27, 2009

E-Bling

An aggregate grouping or series of stylized printings, fonts, icons, emoticons, avatars, proverbs, etc., usually found at the end of an e-mail message uniquely identifying and personifying the sender.

An example would be when a e-mailer has his business card personal information following his signoff. Also included after the personal info might be a proverb or an avatar or funny picture that identifies the sender. All that superflous stuff added at the end of an email including smiley faces can be construed as E-Bling.

by Blaisep2 June 10, 2011

Dingle-bling

Any of the startup and shutdown sounds or chimes that software, computers, cell phones, etc make for no particular reason other than to announce their presence, as if to say "look at me!".

The windows startup sound is a particularly annoying piece of dingle-bling. The windows shutdown sound, however, is always a welcome heard dingle-bling. Especially on Friday afternoons.

by icegeek March 24, 2012