blonde superman

Jason Grace aka brick/stapler
lover. Get over it, fandoms are
strange. If you don't know Jason
Grace, sit down and read Heroes
of Olympus.

Jason Grace=Blonde Superman

by Rana Kamistar November 25, 2021

Blonde Latina

A blonde latina are the lightskins of latinas. Once a latina dyes her hair blonde she'll hit you with "Who's this?" She'll start ignoring your calls/texts. She'll start feeling superior to dark haired latinas.

Look at her acting like a blonde latina

by zzazza December 16, 2021

Blonde Cream Pie

Blonde Cream Pie

I was fucking this young blong girl she was spread eagle as I fucked her. I shot my hot cum I to her sweet tight count. As I with drew my cock I could see my cum dripping from her blond pussy making a Blonde Cream Pie.

by Asianpoker January 27, 2022

Blonde-dysmorphia

When you have blonde hair but still think you are a brunette. Forever thinking you are not blonde enough.

I just had my highlights done but my

blonde-dysmorphia thinks I'm still dark.

by Rhenium after dark March 31, 2023

blondecest

when two blond people date and they just look so alike that they seem like they are related.

debbie: omg did you see? kylie and luke just started dating..

jessica: ewwww that seems like total blondecest... yuck

debbie: i mean they are stepsiblings

by borntouwu April 12, 2023

Secret blondie.

When you dye your hair a darker (and usually duller) color, to make people think you are either smarter or not as wild as they thought (because everyone gets tired of blond jokes, and rude pigs)

Girl: "I'm busted."

Girl's best friend: "Busted how?"

Girl: "My boyfriend saw my dye fading, now he know I'm a secret blondie."

by Kayaluki!!!!!! October 17, 2009

legally blonding

An attractive woman persuading others to do things based on her looks and charm.

Did you see how she was legally blonding herself into the VIP section?

by JaimeLannister January 25, 2022