balloonfoot

Nickname President George W Bush has given to Colin Powell.

Tell Balloonfoot not to give me any more crappy intelligence about Iraq

by Jon Himself January 14, 2005

cactus_balloon

a boy who makes piggy memes and his roblox account is his user for youtube and he has kids not in irl tho

the best youtuber is this dude cactus_balloon

by joshdub October 25, 2020

Ballymun Balloon

It is when you are having sex with your woman from behind. Then when you ejacuate into the condom you blow up the condom to the size of a balloon and surprise her by breaking it in her face and the semen goes everywhere.

I gave my girlfriend a great ballymun balloon last night. She was not a happy camper.

by robbieD26 February 5, 2008

bbllonnkk

1. To fuck or be fucked
2. To be caught in a difficult situation, also see screwed.
3. A poser 'programmer' who thinks his programs are the shit, when they're really just shit.

1. "Awww man, I blonk'd your mom last night and it was AWESOME"
2. "Fuck dude, I'm blonked."
3. "Blonk's a faggot"

by unsticky October 19, 2004

Chinese spy balloons

Large breasts of an Asian woman, or specifically large breads of a Chinese woman

“Check out those Chinese spy balloons at 9 o’clock. Do you think they’re real, or implants?”

by GQAugust February 3, 2023

Balloobs

Balloobs are 2 balloons that are stuffed into someone's shirt and positioned side by side at chest level in order to resemble boobs.

That little girl is stuffing balloons up her shirt to make balloobs.

by TrigunBebopLover October 18, 2011

curdled balloon

The act of filling a water balloon with milk, waiting a few days for it to curdle, then throwing it at someone you don't like.

Joe was being a prick, so I threw a curdled balloon him the other day.

by ezbik February 18, 2009