Balloobs

Balloobs are 2 balloons that are stuffed into someone's shirt and positioned side by side at chest level in order to resemble boobs.

That little girl is stuffing balloons up her shirt to make balloobs.

Balloobs by TrigunBebopLover October 18, 2011

house of balloons 

House of Balloons is the debut mixtape by Canadian recording artist The Weeknd, released as a free download on March 21, 2011, through his website. Its music incorporates electronic and urban genres including R&B and soul with trip hop and dream pop tones.

Have you heard "House of Balloons"? It's awesome!

house of balloons by xotwod90 November 27, 2015

lost your balloons 

That moment you realized you've fucked up to the point of no return, and now you have to watch the result of your fuck up unfold, much like you would if you let go of balloons accidentally.

Wow Shawn, you really lost your balloons on that one.

I don't know what I was thinking, I totally lost my balloons.

lost your balloons by Mi$$HotStuff May 29, 2020

Balloonshop 

A highly unknown group of guys on youtube that make possibly the funniest comedy video's I've seen. It's similar to smosh but will actually make you laugh.

Balloonshop is f*ckin hilarious
Brahan's books
Learning is fun
take it to the next level

These are all great video's.

Balloonshop by g fizzle for rizzle March 31, 2009

Love balloons 

Condoms

Love balloons by IronCamel September 1, 2003

Balloons 

A man who is fascinated with large breasted women, who as a child was deprived of his mother's breast milk and was a bottle fed baby.

Look at Fatty drool over cattle Sarah's chest, he's a balloons!

Balloons by Cattlerider January 7, 2017

attach balloons to 

(verb) to turn an legal- but still frowned upon by society- behavior into a trend or fad.

N.B: this definition refers to a recent (ca 2008-2011) event in The United States where a man physically attached helium balloons to his lawn chair, trying to build a flying machine. He somewhat succeeded; he took took flight but crashed into some electrical wires a few miles from his house.

a boy starts attaching helium balloons to a lawn chair in his backyard

his mother comes into the backyard and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?

Adam: can i finish what I'm doing without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to attach balloons to amateur flying machine building among modern idiotagers, what in previous generations was called teenagers.

mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil.

attach balloons to by Uncle Dimma March 23, 2013