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bait used to be believable

a phrase used in response to when someone tries to bait others into believing something or tries to make other people angry
troll: *something really bad*
human: bait used to be believable
by bamfwag December 23, 2023
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Wukong believer

Son of Wukong. Chadkura linmura the leader and founder of wukong believer cult. Chad Lin is a being that can ejaqulate cum as much as the alantic ocean in 1 stroke. And hes the strongest being in all macrocausums and dimentions. Wukong oringaly has all seeing eye that sees everything but chad has cross eye powers that allows him to watch 2 hentais at the same time and with his high processing brain hes getting all the imformation to his brain and makes his super horny. Like wukong with peaches Chad lin can produce rock hard poop as his weapon of combat and similar to wukongs stick that grows chad can detach his dick and the horner he gets the longer his "stick" grows.
I AM A MIGHTY WUKONG BELIEVER IF I CANT BEAT U THE MIGHTY CHAD LIN WILL MAKE U DIE OF OVER EJACULATION!!!!
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You should be acting in accordance with my propositional ethic regardless of what you (it's funny I actually typed "I" instead of "you" initially because I still mix up pronouns from time to time) believe! That's what I do! Act out propositions that I don't actually believe! And I don't even do that! I do whatever I feel like doing and then try to get people to accept propositions (without thinking) I don't actually believe!
Dr. JerpPeej "WHO CARES WHAT YOU BELIEVE!?"

Hym "I do. And I guess my fans. Which is why I don't like when this is trivialized. It's an insult to my fans that I cannot abide! I mean, look at you. Reading this. I'm not making you do this anymore. You clearly came here (where this is I don't even know how you're seeing this) to see what I had to say today. You might think it's brilliant and put it in your tv show and/or movie. You might ad lib it on set and send chills down the spine of your co-worker. You might use it to recruit interns. Either way, thanks for... reading? Does this count as watching? Viewing? I don't know. I'm getting off topic. How cares what I believe? Me. How are these beliefs working for me? They're not stopping me from doing anything. YOUR beliefs (on the other hand) ARE doing that..."
by Hym Iam March 17, 2023
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Believer

When someone says it’s going down believer they mean SmASh!! It’s a riverdale reference from riverdale
Archie: It’s going down believer in this bitch.

Veronica: Oh yes, Archikins!
by Pub the snail November 28, 2017
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Wukong believer

The son of Wukong himself Chad Lin who lives in flordia currently is a GrandMaster Chess player and is the strongest being in the mutlimacrocausms and is the strongest sexiest man in all infinate realms. Not to Mention Chad lin Also known as Chadkura Linmura (his professional name) Is a complete beast in bed. Pulls all the women and Chad with his cross eyed ablity can watch hentai and jackoff and speeds that can break the space time continum and create several timelines He can Jack off so fast he cums up the atlantic ocean in each stroke and get/pulls any girls and can get the pregnate in 1 bust. But he is The Son of wukong. You as a wukong believer are one of his followers I who wrote this Am but a messager. AND HES A GODDD!!!!!!
I AM THE MIGTY WUKONG BELIEVER EVEN IF U BEAT ME CHADKURA LINMURA WILL EJACULATE U OUT OF EXSISTANCE!!!!
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When something interesting happened you, you want to tell your friends but then they hit you with the Ali A intro.
Madison: You won’t believe what just happened
Me: wait hold on hold on hold on *searches up Ali A intro earrape version on YouTube*
Me again: okay now repeat what you said
Madison: you won’t believe what just happened
*plays Ali A intro*
Madison: Fuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuu
*Everyone in the voice chat laughing*
by Fireguy47 April 27, 2021
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