Porch Beef

1. Crude meat derived from questionable origins, usually pungent and fetid in odor.

2. Slang for Penis

3. Slang for artificially augmented breasts.
Paris Hilton's underleg area reeks of porch beef.
by Foon J Cracker October 21, 2009
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Beef Ramen

You and your partner are in the bathtub together; One person has diarrhea in the water and the other performs fellatio while drinking the water.
Hey dad, I’m hungry! Why don’t you eat a beef ramen. I can’t! You and mom had the last one.
by Mrcraycray July 10, 2019
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Berta beef

A product from the fine ranchers in Alberta. Known to be better than both Japanese and Australian wagyu. Ideal cooking method is hotly contested.
Joint Boy: You better believe its Berta beef.
by darkwebz August 09, 2019
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brown the beef

"I got Angie drunk and she let me brown the beef last night"
by Mr Shitstone August 17, 2011
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internet beef

internet beef is where one starts a fight online over the internet which cause's people to throw back stuipid comments at eachother knowing that they are small and can't fight for shit.
internet beef on face book

" OMG nick took me to the cinema what a boy! "
Jacky " haha he is a boner "

ray " fuck you Jacky i can smash your face in "
jacky not before i will smash your's in cunt "

ray " meet me at the park 1:00 pm a fight cunt "

the next day the fight dose not happen
by hamelt November 26, 2013
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Cookin a beef

The act of grilling a hamburger. Or, the act of defecation.
You: What's up?
Me: Cookin a beef.
You: Oh, you're grilling a burger, huh?

You: What's up?
Me: Cookin a beef.
You: Oh, you're taking a shit, huh?
by MetalSlugx October 16, 2011
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beef broganoff

The food of the bro.

One of these titles is required to consume or even glance upon beef broganoff:

Brogan
Broseph
Broohah

Other infidels are not worthy of the savory taste of beef broganoff.
Bro's mom: Hi honey
Brogan: Can we have my boy over for some chow?
Bro's mom: As long as it's not that friend you call "broohah", because we ran out of beef broganoff last night.

Brogan: seriously wtf. im hittin Broseph's place tonight
by Rogaine (Joegus) January 31, 2011
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