thot history

A hoe's past actions, her resumé.

Girl 1: Hey I'm dating Mark

Girl 2: Oooooooo I don't think that's a good idea girl I checked his thot history.

by Thecarter85 March 6, 2016

IB History

A long two year mindfuck that requires you to second guess everything you think about the world. The teachers assigns you pages of homework each day that you don't have the time to complete or remember to fucking do. The level of bullshit that you have to go through for the next goddamn two years just for a motherfucking diploma is so stupid. The history teacher is usually cool though.

Why the fuck did I sign up for IB history?!

by KNC Undercover January 18, 2022

oral history

Da timeline detailing your various "suckcesses" with a number of fellow humans.

With her lovely enticing looks and such huge juicy smoochy lips, I'll bet you dat Monica Blewinsky has a much more extensive oral history than just dat one highly-publicized fling with dat crooked-cocked Prez back in da '90's!

by QuacksO June 6, 2019

Browsing History

Your mom will find out why are you searching Puuung or Korean Kissing

I delete all Browsing History so my mom will not find out why i search Puuung and even Korean Kissing

by Hyebun1 June 1, 2021

history of art

A subject for those who wanted to go to university but had no i terest in studying anything worthwhile.

Oh she studies history of art

by Hershdenmurk May 10, 2018

dating history

A list of people with whom one has had sex with more than one time. "Dating history" is distinct from "list of one night stands" in that sex was completed on more than one occasion. "Dating history" is distinct from working as a concubine in that cash payments are generally not made by the male. "Dating history" is similar to working as a concubine in that payment is made by the male for sex by either buying food for the female and/or feigning interest in what the female says. "Dating history" has a shorter timeline than "in a relationship".
Note: parents believe that the definition of "dating", if the male is a teen, means "having fun", not sex.

from Cheatsheet.com: A look back at Ariadne Grande's dating history.
from Cosmopolitan.com: Taylor Swift's dating history.

by 2020forever August 1, 2020

History Angel

A History Angel is someone who preserves a piece of history that would have been lost forever.

Bob is a history angel for keeping that photo album.

by Miles Bighorse January 2, 2019