by Pashion5 June 24, 2021
Get the Hood Historymug. History dick is the embarrassing ailment you get when you hook up with someone you’ve got too much history with. Similar to whiskey dick though not as easily explainable, you’re penis simply refuses to accept your ( alienated and likely crying) partner as anything other than platernal and remains stoically placid despite things getting real, and ignoring any yelling in bathrooms you may throw at it.
“ Man, I hooked up with Ladyface last night”
“ Oh shit, you two been friends forever, was it weird? Was it peculiar?”
“ Yeah man, got a bad case of the history dick, my weenus packed up and left me standing there naked with a flaccid mole rat between my legs.”
“ Oh shit, you two been friends forever, was it weird? Was it peculiar?”
“ Yeah man, got a bad case of the history dick, my weenus packed up and left me standing there naked with a flaccid mole rat between my legs.”
by Macguyverwasntreal November 15, 2019
Get the History Dickmug. by Cronic Christoph January 5, 2017
Get the relative historymug. Phil: I'm an Accounting Student because I want to help rich people
Sacha: I'm a History Student because I want to get Rudy Guilani to take his winky out on TV
Sacha: I'm a History Student because I want to get Rudy Guilani to take his winky out on TV
by Chonk Jooper Jarke August 27, 2021
Get the History Studentmug. I delete all Browsing History so my mom will not find out why i search Puuung and even Korean Kissing
by Hyebun1 June 1, 2021
Get the Browsing Historymug. A subject for those who wanted to go to university but had no i terest in studying anything worthwhile.
by Hershdenmurk May 10, 2018
Get the history of artmug. Living history is an activity that incorporates historical reconstructions of every aspect of everyday life into an interactive presentation that seeks to give observers and participants a sense of stepping back in time.
by Stixoyxgkxtjxti January 16, 2017
Get the living historymug.