Bathroom Clown

When a person uses too much makeup or perfume/cologne and comes out of the bathroom to show the world what hookers looked like in the 60s.

What a bathroom clown, with that much makeup you could paint a house.

by MrGoddamnMoseby October 10, 2016

Bathroom Bagel

A Bathroom Bagel is when one poops in a circle then waits for it to harden (or put it in the freezer for 15 minutes). At this point you are ready to serve your delicious Bathroom Bagel. The Bathroom Bagel can also be worn as a Yamika in the Jewish faith. The Bathroom Bagel can also be used as a frisbee. The Bathroom Bagel is a well rounded great gift and good for the kids.

My Mexican friend made me a batch of Bathroom Bagels for my party and they where a huge hit.

by BabyJC December 11, 2016

Bathroom

originally designed as a room for sanitary use. It was later viciously throttled and adapted into a social breeding ground for xXVapeLordsXx and under-aged horn rabbits that do not understand the meaning of chastity

Original use of Urinals and/or toilets: U N K N O W N (adapted use: throwing away gum or vomiting)
Original use of stalls: To surround toilets (adapted use: the wargrounds and trenches of utter horniness

male horn rabbit: wanna stik mai pp rod into your hoo-hah
female horn rabbit: sure, but lets do it in the bathroom

VapeLord 1: bruh i got some mango pods
VapeLord 2: sick bro lets go to the bathroom to puff them clouds

by Fried_RiceBiotch May 10, 2019

Bathroom Vaper

1. Noun A high-school student (usually male) that vapes in the bathroom at school, they also typically are involved in other substances such as opioids or alcohol
2. Noun An insult for a high-school student who won't succeed in life
3. Synonym for Druggie

Kyle is a Bathroom Vaper he vapes in the bathroom during passing periods
Your not going to do anything in life you're a Bathroom Vaper!
Kyle is such a Bathroom Vaper

by Facetious_EXE August 22, 2019

Batarfed

buh-tarft
adj.
The state of being figuratively double-fisted in the ass by inopportune circumstances. A moment's metaphorical representation of a non-consensual colonoscopy using all 10 digits.

"I got in a car accident yesterday. With having just paid rent, I am feeling very batarfed by the situation."

by Wankha January 2, 2021

Babrui

a cool ass dude

damn, i need a babrui in my life

by the guy that makes definitions August 3, 2021

Big Bathroom Chick

A chick that enjoys the shitter, she will spend hours on the toilet.

“Man, that bird has been on the shitter for ages. She is definitely a big bathroom chick”

by Nimsay kcollop April 6, 2017