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Basement Tits

Basement tits are the mini rolls underneath your breasts/chest muscles you get leading up to the holidays from all the over-excessive eating that is done during this time period.

They usually lie dormant until a family member or close friend points them out.

Basement Tits can usually be seen in large herds in gyms and locker rooms after New Years Eve day when people race to the gym to work off those extra pounds, but usually stick around until the summer time when they hibernate.
Steve: "Gross dude, look at that girl over there!"
Max: "Thanks for making me look man, my eyes are now burning after seeing those Basement Tits."

Patrick: "I think I should start wearing my girlfriends bra, I'm getting a set of Basement Tits from living off of Cheetos and Cupcakes while I play COD."

Jake: "I was so drunk that I thought I was getting lucky with two chicks at once, but she psyched me out with her Basement Tits."
by Hollywood Cody February 27, 2011
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Basement DVD

TV series Basement DVD:
When a TV show never gets an official DVD release.
Someone usually collects a complete TV series from video tape recordings or official VHS release and makes a DVD for sale, either on eBay or iOffer.

Movie Basement DVD:
When a movie is never given an official DVD release.
Someone often creates a DVD from an existing VHS release of an obscure cult favorite that has yet to have an official DVD release
1.) The only way to see the complete series of Bucky O'Hare is to find a Basement DVD for sale online.

2.) George Lucas will never release the Star Wars Holiday Special so your best bet is to find a Basement DVD of it.
by OX_Bigly October 4, 2011
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Basic Douché

A guy that thinks he is relevant, unique, and hot shit. He considers himself a gym rat, and takes more selfies than actually working out. He'll use the word "brah" and brags about how many chicks he's hooked up with within in the last month. Any story you have to share, he has a better one to 1 up you. He wears a Ralph Lauren deep V t-shirts or pink or salmon colored button ups/polos as a statement but ends up wearing the same thing as his other Basic D friend next to him. He's on Tinder, and always swipes right. He may wear a man bun or have a hard part. He has to get a girl drunk to get laid. He wears Beats by Dre headphones with a hoodie at the gym. He overuses hashtags in his Instagram posts. #gains #dowork #legday #fit #fitfam #fit4lyfe
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by Not Another Basic B November 29, 2015
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basically dating

For all intents and purpose, it's when two people are dating, but one or both is afraid to say so publicly.
We're basically dating but we aren't telling anyone because we don't want to hear other people's opinions yet.
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basically naked

Underwear only.
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Basic Emo

An emotional teenager/young adult that dresses in dark colors, shops at Hot Topic, whines about the world, and casually self-harms.
Charlie uploaded another video of him saying he hates everyone while applying eyeliner.
Ugh, he's such a basic Emo.
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