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Jean babies

kids at the club: dude up against the wall and the chick is face down with her ass in the guys crotch humping his jeans like she wants to make a baby.
Damn girl! Look at all those kids making jean babies tonight. Someone is going to get knocked up!
by xslamberx January 6, 2012
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Plastic Babies

When the strap on is too good she said give her babies
Ayo did you hear Heather is pregnant with plastic babies
by Will Lilly March 31, 2022
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Mega Babies

A Canadian deathtrap your children would be engulfed in if they ever decide to switch the channel to Teletoon one dreadful night. The fear will encircle their once-innocent eyes as they see diapers skyrocket to the moon in almost every scene. Your child is witnessing subliminal child abuse only the government knows about. This is why Mega Babies' surroundings are almost very top secret-like. Because it secretly is secret. Never let your children or grandparents watch this. They are too stupid and weak to witness babies on steriods throwing shit in each other's faces. The hidden message is that the people running Area 51 are trying to hypnotise your very souls to bring you to your knees and surrender your very blood, so you can sacrifice lives in order to bring big bucks to all Big Brothers. It's a trap, I fucking tell you!
Mega Babies was an awesome show when I was growing up. Look at me today because of it!
by hyposane December 8, 2010
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Santa Barbie

Rich, white, snobby, rude, & typically blonde chicks with caked on makeup who attend University of California, Santa Barbara.
My Santa Barbie roommate refuses to acknowledge my existence and instead just spends all her time putting on 10 lbs of makeup and curling her bleach blonde hair.
by lovesthepants October 24, 2009
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Sock Babies

Term used by U.S. Navy Sailors who pull a sock over their penis, begin to masturbate, and ejaculate into the sock.
I heard Petty Officer Evers making sock babies last night.
by navy_squid June 10, 2008
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Barbie Hand

A stiff hand that a girl does when taking a photo that resembles the hand of a Barbie doll.
Yo, come look at this Instagram photo, this chick has a fucking Barbie hand.
by Jarosz January 17, 2016
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Babies in the Mud

I left Rachel in bed with some babies in the mud.

He was walking around the club last night with some babies in the mud from his bathroom sex.
by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2018
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