Person 1: "Did you get any sleep last night?"
Person 2: "No, I was having buffer sleep."
Person 2: "My siblings kept waking me up."
Person 1: "They must be annoying."
Person 2: "No, I was having buffer sleep."
Person 2: "My siblings kept waking me up."
Person 1: "They must be annoying."
by ByrdIsThaWyrd June 14, 2016
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Buffering Day occurs on 30th January annually, on this day it is common to celebrate by eating the cervical vertebrae of a Genus Sus-lathered in nut-free peanut butter. Furthermore; decorating ones house in avocadoes and additionally, smearing the letter "B" in avocado puree on ones window panes.
Anyone who fails to participate in Buffering Day will be inevitably beheaded and immediately served to those who cannot afford the head of a Genus Sus.
It is also customary for one to dress up as any Mister Men of ones desire, providing that one also wears clogs on one's extremities.
Buffering Day occurs on 30th January annually, on this day it is common to celebrate by eating the cervical vertebrae of a Genus Sus-lathered in nut-free peanut butter. Furthermore; decorating ones house in avocadoes and additionally, smearing the letter "B" in avocado puree on ones window panes.
Anyone who fails to participate in Buffering Day will be inevitably beheaded and immediately served to those who cannot afford the head of a Genus Sus.
It is also customary for one to dress up as any Mister Men of ones desire, providing that one also wears clogs on one's extremities.
Eg; Within the ancient tale that posesses the name of "Hansel and Gretel", one can witness the witch attempting to buffer the children.
Eg; "What would one crave for dinner tomorrow for the evening meal that we will be putting into one's mouth and chew and swallow tomorrow on the following day?"
"I long for the cervical vertebrae of a Genus Sus in order to celebrate Buffering Day and prithee, I will require an avocado that I can smear on the window pane that lies within my dormitory.
"Ok"
Eg; "What would one crave for dinner tomorrow for the evening meal that we will be putting into one's mouth and chew and swallow tomorrow on the following day?"
"I long for the cervical vertebrae of a Genus Sus in order to celebrate Buffering Day and prithee, I will require an avocado that I can smear on the window pane that lies within my dormitory.
"Ok"
by bufferingqueen123 October 29, 2020
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Buffering Day occurs on 30th January annually, on this day it is common to celebrate by eating the cervical vertebrae of a Genus Sus- lathered in nut free peanut butter. Furthermore; decorating one’s house in avocados and additionally, smearing the letter “B” in avocado purée on one’s window panes.
Anyone who fails to participate in Buffering Day will inevitably be beheaded and immediately served to those who are unable to afford the head of a Genus Sus.
It is also customary for one to dress oneself up as any Mister Men of one’s desire, providing that one also wears clogs on one’s extremities.
Buffering Day occurs on 30th January annually, on this day it is common to celebrate by eating the cervical vertebrae of a Genus Sus- lathered in nut free peanut butter. Furthermore; decorating one’s house in avocados and additionally, smearing the letter “B” in avocado purée on one’s window panes.
Anyone who fails to participate in Buffering Day will inevitably be beheaded and immediately served to those who are unable to afford the head of a Genus Sus.
It is also customary for one to dress oneself up as any Mister Men of one’s desire, providing that one also wears clogs on one’s extremities.
Eg; “Within the ancient tale that possesses the name of “Hansel and Gretel”, one can witness the witch attempting to buffer the children.
Eg; “What would one crave for dinner tomorrow for the evening meal that one will be placing in ones mouth and chewing and swallowing tomorrow on the following day?”
“I long for the cervical vertebrae of a Genus Sus in order to celebrate Buffering Day, prithee, I will also require an avocado that I can smear on the window pane that lies within my dormitory.”
“Ok”
Eg; “What would one crave for dinner tomorrow for the evening meal that one will be placing in ones mouth and chewing and swallowing tomorrow on the following day?”
“I long for the cervical vertebrae of a Genus Sus in order to celebrate Buffering Day, prithee, I will also require an avocado that I can smear on the window pane that lies within my dormitory.”
“Ok”
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Get the Buffer Kiss mug.(noun) An event of failure of such great magnitude that it exceeds the maximum negative measurement of failure (an epic failure) and loops to the maximum level of win instead.
Similar to measuring time on a round clock, being late by several hours at today's event (fail) will cause you to appear early for tomorrow's event (win) because of the buffer overrun of failure.
"When Erika sang vocaloid songs at karaoke, it was so bad that it was buffer overfail and I couldn't help but love her for it."
"The school discontinued playing polka-yodeling during detention when the students starting playing it at school functions. Apparently the punishment achieved buffer overfail and became popular."
"When Erika sang vocaloid songs at karaoke, it was so bad that it was buffer overfail and I couldn't help but love her for it."
"The school discontinued playing polka-yodeling during detention when the students starting playing it at school functions. Apparently the punishment achieved buffer overfail and became popular."
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“I can’t believe my seat got moved next to Jacob”
“Yeah he’s so loud and mean.”
“I feel like a behavior buffer.”
“Yeah he’s so loud and mean.”
“I feel like a behavior buffer.”
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