massive breast

massive breast soo big that it makes that holder of the breasts can't stand up

boy 1 : i feel bad for her.
boy 2 : why?
boy 1 : because she has a massive breast
boy 2 :who cares i just want to squeeze them and sleep on them

by mfmjrd November 19, 2007

Kill Breast

A piece of chicken at a fried chicken joint that consists of the breast with the wing still attached. Commonly found at East Coast soul food eateries and fried chicken restaurants.

Yo pops, gimmie 3 pieces of fried chicken and make sure you include a kill breast.

by Jay$Money$ April 30, 2019

Topless Breast Syndrome

The inability of certain individuals to wear a shirt or top in both public and private life. Victims of this unusual condition feel compelled to go topless, and includes both male and female. To date there is no known cure. Sufferers are encouraged to either hide from public scrutiny or cash in on their new found talent...

Wow, look at that chest. She's obviously suffering from topless breast syndrome.

by Kirrock63 October 2, 2009

Nipple to breast ratio

It is imperative when considering the perfect breast, to consider the Nipple to Breast Ratio, or N.B.R, of course other factors must be considered, such as nipple colour differentiation to breast colour, nipple texture, nipple volume and nipple positioning, however N.B.R tops this list. If the nipple is burger like in size, even the most wonderful of breasts can be ruined in an instant, if the nipple is tiny like a pea, the breast is compromised by having to compensate for lack of said nipple. If you find a woman with a apparent perfect N.B.R (a score out of 10) lock her down immediately, she is golden.

Bloke 1: You should have seen the body on this girl I had intercourse with last night!

Bloke 2: What was it like man? Paint a picture?

Bloke 1: Just perfect man, hourglass like, boobs were great, ass was fantastic, long pins, flat stomach the lot!! She was perfect.

Bloke 2: What was the Nipple to Breast Ratio like?

Bloke 1: Ahhh the nips were a tad to big actually.

Bloke 2: Get out of my life.

by The Nipple Perfectionist June 22, 2012

Half Slab, Combo Chicken Breast

Occurs during sexual intercourse, when the male's penis is at its apex of stiffness, length and girth and as far as it can go into the female's vagina, the male then sticks his finger into the female's asshole. Hence, The Half Slab, Combo Chicken Breast.

Male - Whispers in the female's ear "That's the Full Slab" And sticks his finger into her asshole.

Female - Replies in reaction to the gesture. "No, that's the Half Slab, Combo Chicken Breast."

by Great Santini December 28, 2010

Left Breast

The Prefered Direction Of Bosom.

Left Breast Please.

Mummas Left Breast ?

Right Breast Silicone.
Left Breast Natural?
I DONT CARE IF ITS A DOUBLE D, BRING ON LEFT BREAST !

by ProperPineapple February 23, 2008

Messed Up from the Breast Up

When a woman has an attractive body but an ugly face.

Jim: Hot chick 12 o' clock.
(Chick turns around)
Danny: Dudddee. She's uggly.
Jim: Ya, she's Messed Up from the Breast Up!

by pantsisafunnyword June 22, 2011