The cry of the bonk warrior. The mating call between bonk lovers. The life, blood, and creed of your everyday bonker.
"Bonk.io is down today."
"Bonk this. Just gonna have to play some other bonking online game."
"Bonk!"
"Bonk this. Just gonna have to play some other bonking online game."
"Bonk!"
by JUMPBAMBINO November 17, 2017
A group of any 5 words of an essay/paper that is being written. Used a unit of measurement to show one's progress in writing said essay/paper.
Originates from the idea of beating up, hypothetically, one's essay as the word count increases towards getting to the minimum word count.
Originates from the idea of beating up, hypothetically, one's essay as the word count increases towards getting to the minimum word count.
Person 1: How is that english essay coming?
Person 2: I don't know what to write next! I guess I just have to make up something and get a few more bonks in the document.
Person 1: My essay isn't quite long enough!
Person 2: Just include a couple more bonks in what you already have to make it longer. It doesn't have to be perfect. Remember: B(onk)s get degrees.
Person 2: I don't know what to write next! I guess I just have to make up something and get a few more bonks in the document.
Person 1: My essay isn't quite long enough!
Person 2: Just include a couple more bonks in what you already have to make it longer. It doesn't have to be perfect. Remember: B(onk)s get degrees.
by psalms86 December 07, 2020
by Philly Brixton January 07, 2024
by phoenixislemons February 20, 2018
Unit to measure hits on the head with a baseball bat by a doggo to someone who is too horny. These bonks usually come together with the obligation to go to horny jail.
by angrytaco January 12, 2022
The only word that describes a black girl booty. Many females show off their bonk by wearing tight jeans and boots with fur. It's the perfect, fat, drool in your mouth booty. You'll know when you see one
Tom: dude all these black girls butts are poppin.
Jeff: no their not butts Tom, their bonks
Tom: oh, I never seen so many bonks shake!
Jeff: no their not butts Tom, their bonks
Tom: oh, I never seen so many bonks shake!
by Ling the ming August 12, 2012
The only way that you know the definition of bonk is if you are bonked. Such as losing a round in a sport by a dumb rule. Debaters know bonking all too well. So does Chris Pratt.
by Don'tgotoBerkley February 19, 2019