Balkanize

The action of adding meat to every possible dish.

Nevena balkanized her salad adding cvarci (fried porc fat) and prosciutto (dried meat).

Ana became sad when Francois refused his ratatouille to be balkanized with cevapi.

by eordeos June 25, 2017

Balkanrat

A slur towards the peoples of the Balkan Mountains. These people are Albanians, Bosnians, Serbians, Croatians, Kosovars (actually Albanians), Montenegrins (Usually Serbs), Bulgarians, Macedonians (actually Bulgarians), and Greeks

Q: Who do you think took my car?
A: Balkanrats are really into that these days

Q: Who were the terrorists who killed Franz Ferdinand?
A: They were a bunch of Balkanrats

Q: Who brought all those miserable looking hookers to the party?
A: Its that Balkanrat's family reunion

Q: Where can I get a smartphone for under 60 USD?
A: I know a Balkanrat who has a connection

Q: Can you guess who owes me a shitload of money?
A: Let me guess, a southern european and another five says he's a Balkanrat

by JustAnotherSlur November 8, 2011

balkan powder keg

When your fucking a girl in the mouth and you stick your hand all the way their ass and beat yourself off by impaling her

I just gave my girlfriend a balkan powder keg and she died.

by awill28 December 29, 2007

bola

A form of rare Australian soup.

"I just went down to the kitchens and sucked some Bola."

by Bronzie April 18, 2003

balkan wog

slang used for wogs of the balkans.
ie. croats, serbs, greeks, macos, bulgars, albos, romanians.

wog being a derogatory term
see wog for details

look at that balkan wog ,....

by night prawler May 22, 2005

bolado

To be annoyed by something or someone else. Term usually used in Portuguese.

I'm really bolado because Miguel's mom kicked me out of her house.

by LeoisoeL June 3, 2007

a-bockalypse

When the evil creature, Bocko is summoned and puts an end to the world via his death bite and his fire breath that he shoots with surgical precision. He is quite similar to a three-headed dragon.
www.totallybock.cjb.net

Also see: Bock

Saying the phrase "Bocks of three, people flee" and then shedding the blood of an Irishmen will summon the Bock and the a-bockalypse will occur.

by Bert McChickenDink October 9, 2004