Barrett Taylor

A Panda.

Barrett Taylor is a panda.

by T0PG May 12, 2023

Barrett

The cutest little femboi!!11! >w< :3 !!

"Barrett is the cutest femboi ever!!"

by Pookiewookie>:3 November 23, 2023

Barrett

A cute lil' Femboi!!11! :33

"Barrett is the cutest lil femboi out there!!"

by Pookiewookie>:3 November 23, 2023

Barrett Wonk Scale

Classification of inebriation according to ipsilateral gaze.

That lad is soo smashed, he is at least a 7 on the Barrett Wonk Scale

by anonymous December 9, 2023

Barrett Pennington

The master of edging

"Wow look at Barrett, he is so aggressive and a true edge master"
Barrett Pennington: Master of the Edge

by native climber December 13, 2023

Barlett

/baRˈlet/

The act of including/inserting oneself into an uninvited situation.

Tense variations can be used to denote a previous transgression, current action, or a planned future offense.

PAST: Barletted
PRESENT: Barletting

FUTURE: Barlett

Past tense: "Fucking Jimmy...that mofo barletted his ass into the poker game again!"

Present tense: "Look at that barletting piece of shit grabbing yet another beer out of my cooler."
Future tense: "I plan on smoking enough Indian Hay to kill a baby elephant, so I'll barlett my way to the party with someone."

by McBackup December 14, 2023

Barlett

/ˈBar·LET/

To unexpectedly invite/insert oneself to an event/party/activity or help oneself to someone else's possessions/food/drink.

Tenses
PAST: Barletted
PRESENT: Barletting
FUTURE: Barlett

PAST: "Cheap-ass Jimmy barletted a ride to the Pearl Jam concert and didn't even chip in for gas!"
PRESENT: "James was planning on barletting his way into the party after it became clear the girls did not invite him."

FUTURE: "She never liked anal before, but he was quite confident he'd be able to barlett his way in tonight."

by McBackup December 20, 2023