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A Bailey is a short, chubby and cute guy who goes under the category of a girl and is said to be a girl in school.
Bailey's are usually very handsome and would attract girls very often.

Girl: Look at that cute boy!
Girl: I'm gonna go kiss him on the cheek
Boy: Sure go ahead
Girl: *makes out with Bailey*
Hey Bailey is like, so handsome.
the bitchiest person on earth that thinks she is the best person in the universe. She needs to go look in the mirror and see who the real bitch is.
bailey is a whore.
bailey by mehtolazy May 31, 2018
A Bailey is usually a boys name and is loved by everyone. They are nerdy and play too many video games on their fancy new computer. Their parents are great and have a lot of money.
Dang! I wish I had a Bailey, they could play for my college.
Bailey by Amillion November 5, 2018
Bailey is a kind, caring, sweet and damn handsome boy—the best ever. He doesn’t show that at first, so you’ll have to be patient and let him open up to you when he’s ready. He’s pretty smart and he likes playing videogames—not Overwatch though, that one frustrates him.

He is also the best boyfriend ever and he’ll try to seem willing to do something even if he doesn’t like it at all or he isn’t too good at it, just to please you. He needs to be reminded daily of how great and awesome he is though—for he will not see that by himself, no matter how hard you try.

Beware, he doesn’t like pets (sad). Despite that, please cherish your Bailey—you’re lucky to have him by your side.
I love chu Bailey c:
Bailey by Wild Mochi December 29, 2018
A curious but troublesome individual with a fucked up, but humorous view of life. He has a practical sense of humor as well as a surprising tolerance for pain. Enjoys the gym and has no nipples. A good analogy is punch first ask questions later. Fun fact, is the only human being who laughs whilst he is fighting. Commonly used phrase is, “Yoh, I’m going to fuck you up.” often followed by a cheeky chuckle. Just a heads up that the day he reads this is the day his brain grows larger than his nipples. He’s known for konking on one clite
Often used as a scapegoat. Eg “Oh my Fuck, Bailey!” When things go wrong blame it on Bailey.
Bailey by T-myster Botha February 25, 2019