see Valentine's Day. Also known as S.A.D., Singles' Awareness Day is how perpetually single people refer to Valentine's Day.
As Jenny began to notice conversation hearts and sickening mushy cards gracing the shelves of retail stores, she knew that Singles' Awareness Day was coming up.
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Get the Total Information Awareness mug.Having a mental database of everyone in the office's approximate package size, usually acquired through an unhealthy amount of time spent staring at passing crotches or crotches in your direct line of site
Based on Lucy's overall office crotch awareness, the new guy was going to slide into the smaller tier for sure.
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Dudes: We need an 8th so we can get some 4v4 going... Call Johnny.
Johnny: Hey guys I can't
Dudes: Wtf why not
Johnny: Man i have these things
Dudes: click!
And the Golden Tear award goes to Johnny!
Johnny: Hey guys I can't
Dudes: Wtf why not
Johnny: Man i have these things
Dudes: click!
And the Golden Tear award goes to Johnny!
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