Assena

The Chillest of my moms ( I have 3)

Assena is chill.

by Carloswith3moms May 21, 2019

Assing the Lobster

The sadomasochistic act of inserting a live lobster into one's anus, prior to anal intercourse.

The aim of "Assing the Lobster" is for the penetrator to achieve orgasm without having their penis irreparably mutilated by the increasingly agitated lobster that is residing the host's rectum.

This incredibly reckless sexual act usually ends up with the host dying of internal haemorrhaging and the partner severely injured and mentally scarred. The lobster is generally indifferent once released from the host's devastated bunghole. 100% Would. Not. recommended.

"Karen made me play assing the lobster last night. My cock looks like fucking slinky now."

"Jeez, man. Fuck Karen!" ...

"That was the problem! At least she's dead now"

by zoidburg_is_not_a_fan September 18, 2019

Assiat

A kind of funny streamer i guess :)

Twitch.tv/Assiat

by PinguSWE November 12, 2020

astinano

when your sugar daddy asks you to piss into a cup for a takeaway

“hey katie guess what happened to me today?”
“what david”
“astinano!”

by mydickisbig3000 December 2, 2020

astinano

when your sugar daddy asks you to piss in a cup for a takeaway

“hey katie guess what happened to me today?”
“what david?”
“astinano!”

by mydickisbig3000 December 6, 2020

asinane

A glorious portmanteau of 'asinine' and 'inane' divinely inspired by Reddit user BalalaikaClawJob.

In a quest for views and viral fame on YouTube and TikTok, people are making videos that feature asinine stunts that are somehow also boring to watch at the same time. They are *asinane*.

by AnyPortmanteauInAStorm June 9, 2021

assinent

a gigantic fool or dummy or noob

Joe: your mim died.
me: that is not how you spell "mom" you assinent.

by NEYYYYYYYMA November 5, 2021