Same shit, different ass

What you say when you have two options that are basically the same thing.

Who are you voting for, Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton?
Oh I don't care, they're equally bad, they're same shit, different ass.

by awmm April 19, 2018

shit in your ass

When somebody is being a mongoloided cunt, they can be referred to as having “shit in their ass” because mongoloids commonly forget to wipe their asses after they shit so you are basically calling them retarded.

Riley: you should take glacial augment on Darius because the slow helps him avoid being kited.
Maute: shut up Riley you have shit in your ass

by IMadeAnExplanationForAWord January 31, 2018

stuff shit back into my ass

The act of readdressing an issue or task after you thought it was already finished.

A metaphor: Taking a crap and then having to pull the poop out of the toilet and stuff it back into your butt.

After six months of work on this project, my boss signed off on it. Now its two weeks later and we find out that we were working off the wrong specification. So now I've got to go stuff shit back into my ass.

by Pancreas100 February 10, 2007

Shit me on the ass

Another phrase for "fuck my life"

"That embarrassing video of you got 322 views"
"Well, shit me on the ass"

by Quadhouse June 6, 2016

Shit on my ass

An act or action that causes you to feel the way you would at that moment to have shit on your ass.

"Shit on my ass" This job sucks
Oh "Shit on my ass" this is fucking retarded

by Jim Von Hagen June 9, 2008

what the frick frack dick slap pussy ass buttcrack lackback stupidass cupid last cast best ass less bass is this stupid shit

the most vulgar term that can cause 9.0 earthquakes across the world

omg who dropped their hotdog?
what the frick frack dick slap pussy ass buttcrack lackback stupidass cupid last cast best ass less bass is this stupid shit
boy watch your mouth before i frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac out of you!!

by fuckitimgoingtohell September 24, 2021

eat glass and shit it out yo ass

a nice way to tell someone to shove it.

idiot, you just cut me off!

maaaan, eat glass and shit it out yo ass. bitch.

by kurticus July 31, 2010