Archie

fucking solid geeza pulls all the birds has a massive cock but is short and is sick at every spirt he plays

(archie)”heyyyooo”
(the fittys) “hey”
(archie)”your fit”
(the fittys)”you too wanna come round mine later maybe we can you know”

(archie)”sorry got training”

(the fittys)”what do you play”
(archie)”fucking every thing”

by penisman91 August 15, 2021

archie may

fucking stupid little shit. jerks off dababy. has a gay haircut. always loves a good cock in his mouth. loves to shove sticks up his asshole. goes down to the velodrome to watch under 18 kids bike. his face looks like mike from monsters inc and talks like a fucking kid.

omg is that archie may he has no mates

by therealairpodspro August 22, 2021

mitchel and archie

they are the best friends

you guys are like mitchel and archie

by pogmeme12369 June 22, 2021

Archie jones trap

Being against archie to then find out you’ve fallen for him, the ‘archie jones trap’

“You’ve just fallen for the archie jones trap”

“Oh fuck off”

by Shitchatter11 August 8, 2022

Archie

The sexiest dude ever. He has the biggest cock to ever exist. He pulls every bitch in existence. His friends all think he is the coolest dude and has a bundha bigger than kim kardashin.

Person 1: See that guy?
Person 2: Yeah, he's hella-thicc
Person1: thats Archie for you

by nigga dick balls August 30, 2022

archie wall

really cute young man that loves going to school

"i love archie wall so much"
"me too"

by sammystubs April 25, 2022

Archie Kean

An Archie Kean is someone who is a player. You WILL know one of these guys. He's been very successful in one thing, and likes to remind you of it. He will also be very academically clever, but doesn't do any work, so is one of those slimy people who get an A* with no work. We all love and hate an Archie Kean.

'Don't you just love and hate that guy. He's such an Archie Kean.'

by puckmeister April 29, 2022