Amazon Roulette

When you order a product from Amazon but you don't know whether you'll get the brand-named product or a cheap knock-off because Amazon mixes both products together under the same SKU at the warehouse.

Alice: Damn! I payed full price for these AK Army camouflage pants but what I got was some cheap quality Chinese knock-off.

Bob: That's what happens when you play Amazon Roulette. Anyone can start an FBA business so you really never know what you'll get until it arrives.
Alice: Good to know.

by Watchful Bob February 23, 2022

Amazon socialist

Someone who is prepared to abandon their principles to save 49p on a book / CD / dvd / Joseph Joseph stacking utensil set

Steve's always banging on about workers' rights but he's an amazon socialist when it comes to deciding where to buy the new Billy Bragg album

by RustyLi July 31, 2018

Random Amazoning

The art of selecting a group of people in a Amazon Wish list to draw their name to send them a gift

I was random amazoning Robyn as she was one of the random selections in the address book to gift.

by LoveOfMyLife September 6, 2020

Amazon Crime

A hacked Amazon Firestick that can stream illegal content

David: How did you watch that film?

Tom: We streamed it last night on the Amazon Crime

by Davo919181 September 19, 2025

Anxiety Amazon-ing

When you're not prepared and you're not in control, so you just keep ordering things that *might* help.

I've been anxiety Amazon-ing every time I think about baby coming home.

by Beth X October 10, 2018

Amazon Operator

(noun.): A highly trained keyboard warrior who spends more time gearing up on Amazon than actually training—rocking the latest tactical vest, night vision, and gas mask… all for a high-stakes mission to the mailbox. 🚀📦💀

Kyle is what you would call an Amazon Operator. He has the coolest and latest tacticool gear available on amazon prime shipping. He's ready to invade a small country by himself. He's ready for WW3 or stand up to a tyrannical government. Only issue is...he doesn't know how to use any of his gear besides how to wear it.

by CozmicTaco February 15, 2025

amazon whore

A person, male or female who submits 5 star reviews for cheap chinese products in exchange for more cheap chinese products or money.

Hey look at my new sunglasses. All I had to do is submit a review and ching ching chow chong trading company sent them to me for free. If it wasn't for this chemical smell you wouldn't even know they're not raybans. I'm such an Amazon whore.

by shitz96815 November 25, 2019