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A person with lots of swag. A Pimp at life.
Ashlee said to all her friends, "OMG Victor Moya is such an Alonzo."
Alonzo by vixintheremix December 1, 2010
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Peace of mind.
Peaceful.
Solitary.
Only by being alone will any man find peace.
alone by Sayshu April 25, 2006
Alonna is a very good person, she loves her friends and attempts to befriends with everyone! She is very pretty, has a goofy personality and can be very.... inappropriate...
She is very smart and has ok grades. People misjudge Alonna a lot because of her goofy personality, which can cause problems, so people tend to think of he as annoying or dumb.
Person1: You’ve seen Alonna?

Person2: Yeah she’s annoying.
Person1: What do you mean?! SHES AWESOME!
Person2: ....
Alonna by Imjoemama October 29, 2019
Super loyal guy. Overprotective and definitely protects what’s his. Don’t mess with his family or friends because you will GET it. Super cute and handsome. Easily jealous, however is very trustworthy. His personality isn’t the nicest but the typa love is the best. Super flirty and wild. One of the realist niggas out there.
I love me a Alonzo typa guy.
To have lunch alone
Matt: Hey sorry mate, i had to pop out for a meeting. Did you go out with the team for lunch?
Todd: No man, everyone was busy, so i just had alonech.
alonech by Mobiustwist April 9, 2010
alonie is deadass like the finest girl ever cause she i smart and got a phat booty yfm. but like she don’t text any guys back except her hoes. and her hoes are mostly tik tok famous guys.
bro that girl fine asf and she got cake. ya bro that’s alonie
Alonie by ig: @alonie__ November 3, 2019