JV AllStar

An undersized, late bloomer, who lives in the past, fantasizes about his little league team moms, and passes off JV stats as if they’re varsity.

Alex: I was junior varsity soccer, varsity golf, and varsity soccer. I scored 6-7 goals a season.
Peach: Didn’t you ride the varsity bench and never sniff the field, let alone a pair of panties?
Alex: I was a late blooming athlete.
Peach: You were a JV AllStar.

by Dirty_Moose May 6, 2022

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Rupy Allsty

Slang term for RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars.

"Hey bro, you catch the new Rupy Allsty last night? Jaida rapped about diarrhea and it was fire."

by Turdy Fergusony June 18, 2022

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#JV AllStar

A has been athlete who was never really an athlete. Much like Uncle Rico.

Alex: I could have walked onto a really bad D1 golf school and sat on the bench.
Everyone: #JV AllStar

by Dirty_Moose September 16, 2023

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TopGun Allstars

A cheer gym that bribes USASF judges at worlds for wins! And most of the judges at cheer worlds are associated with topgun allstars or alums of the gym.

“Did you know Topgun allstars bribe the judges and the judges on the panel at cheer worlds come from TOPGUN?”

“Topgun allstars TGLC just had their 4PEAT, I guess the TOPGUN judges found it amusing”

by adrianbutler May 7, 2024

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