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alexander senior

The Alexander Senior otherwise known as the Gaius Whitus, Lanky Twatus is possibly the most retarded creature one shall ever meet. It is so retarded in fact, that it has developed a speech impediment intentionally. Similair to a Jai, who desperately believes he isn't fat and is as athletic as mo farah, it is so wound up over the way it looks and it often tries to flex his biceps, which fail miserably as they are closer to glorified twigs than anything remotely similar to any form of muscle. It is often offended when it hears such things, that it begins to say how much weight it can lift in the gym.
Avoid at all costs.
It has been in an intimate relationship with a horse before, which has only decreased his accumulative brain cell count.
"Oh shit what is that in the corner of the room"
"Ewww man I thinks that's an Alexander senior"
"Let's leave bro"
"Yeah"
by Furrylover69 October 28, 2018
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alexander-meraz

Hey is that Alexander-Meraz
by Mkay bet June 17, 2018
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Daniel Alexander

Also known as the colombo clown,he is a so called journalist who claims that Babar is the greatest batsman and PSL is the best league.Also claims that Pakistan is the best team in Asia and SL is the 2nd best team.Pakistani chamcha.No one really gives a fcuk about him.
by sarfaraz ahmed June 10, 2021
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Alexander Hamilton

The sluttiest founding father.
Just... Overall the worst.
Was also totally gay for John Laurens
Damn... Alexander Hamilton was honestly such a slut.
by LegalOranges March 6, 2017
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Alexander Hamilton

A person no one would care about or ever hear of outside of history class if a musical hadn't been created about him.
History teacher: "Ok class, today we'll be learning about Alexander Hamilton."

Group of students: (start singing Hamilton)

History teacher: "What the hell, none of you would give a shit about Hamilton if there wasn't a damn musical about him. Please, get a life."
by nanithafuc May 29, 2017
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Alexander DeMarco

1. A male name. Usually referring to a "Don" like figure. "Don Juan DeMarco"

2. A stong male that has control over a group or gang of friends.

3. A ladies man.

4. A True Baller
1. "Hey, if u keep actin stupid, Alexander DeMarco might show up and kick your ass."

2. "If you fuck with me, you might end up getting your ass kicked by Alexander DeMarco."

3. If there is one guy that can grind on that ass, it would be Alexander DeMarco.
by by Michael D. Corleone August 21, 2008
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Alexander Tejada

A Hard Headed Person, Really Fucking Hot, But A Bit Of A Douche Bag.

Is A Sexy Beast Animal Thing Type Pokemon.
Alexander Tejada Is So Fucking Hott.
-Pow
by Paola Romero July 19, 2009
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